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Nike have finally designed a shoe specifically for Manchester City fans
[Machochip]

Video: Watch out! The Olympics are a trap!
[WithLeather]

Mercedes have decided to shift their prestigious reputation by making Wayne Rooney an ambassador
[The Daily Fascist Mail]

Are Jenson Button and Destiny’s Child Kelly Rowland getting’ it on?
[Grid Crasher]

Nine commentary clichés we could do without
[EPL Talk]

Arsene Wenger wants everybody to stop booing Emmanuel Adebayor
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Is Michael Phelps the man to turn Lindsay Lohan away from her lesbian phase?
[Deadspin]

Berbs is worried that Fergie is in love with someone else
[Football 365]