Yet another former lover of Real Madrid’s latest acquisition

After more than a year of tiring speculation, Cristiano Ronaldo has finally secured his escape route to Madrid. In honour his much-touted departure, we pay tribute to one of the lucky ladies who played a part in C-Ron’s highly prolific Summer of Steamrollering 2008^TM.

In addition to Nereida Gallardo, Niki Ghazian and Letizia Filippi, the Portuguese star took his mind off of his incredibly charmed life by boffing Colombian model Mirella Grisales.

Yet another model who has experienced a Ronaldo steamrollering

This week, we were reminded of the existence of Cristiano Ronaldo’s summer project, and it just so happens that another of his loose-moraled partners has recently been talking to the media.

Niki Ghazian, a young model with whom the Portuguese man-o’-sex done it during his trip to Los Angeles, has shared some rather frank information with a popular men’s magazine. Apparently, the man who was too vain to remove his sunglasses during coitus also kept his his leg cast on:

“Yes, he was wearing his boot, but that story sounded like he was banging me on crutches. He had his cast on the whole time - not just when we were having sex.”

As you peruse today’s links, consider the fun you could have with a pair of flip flops and some superglue…

Nigeria’s coach has demanded their Olympic team get haircuts before the Beijing tournament
[WithLeather]

Bet on Manchester Utd getting a third consecutive league title
[chickendinner]

Will vile scumbag Joey Barton be forced to take a pay cut?
[Football 365]

For our American fans: How to pick a Premier League team to support
[USA Today via The Offside]

The latest lady of loose morals who claims to have been at it with Cristiano Ronaldo
[Machochip]

Our friends at Grid Crasher believe they may have discovered the Stig’s identity
[Grid Crasher]