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During his late nineties druggy haze, Noel Gallagher leads the Manchester G-Mex Arena to an anti-United chorus
[Liverpool Offside]

Cameroonian singer Nguéa Laroute has written a catchy song about Sameul Eto’o.
[Marca]

Maria Sharapova looks fierce at a fashion show
[Polite Applause]

Ince remains tight-lipped about a move to Newcastle
[Football 365]

Porsche build a Cayenne for the Stuttgart fire department
[Grid Crasher]

Will Arsenal be getting a very special Christmas present?
[Caught Offside]

Ahead of the Italian GP, Lewis Hamilton takes a poke at his Ferrari rival
[Bild]

Jay-Z’s favourite rocker is delighted by City’s new cash injection

While on tour in Canadialand, Oasis star Noel Gallagher gave Radio Five Live a few minutes to express his support of City’s Arabian investors, and to deliver a dig at the red side of Manchester:

“I always kind of knew that 40 years of loyalty would be repaid somehow and I always knew that a day would come when we stagger everyone in football. It’ll be nice to know that every gallon of petrol a Manchester United fan buys is going into our transfer kitty.”

[Read more at The Times]

Oasis man tells BBC Five Live that Shinawatra is “a nutcase”

[BBC]