Buying a house with Jermain Defoe is a quick route to single life

She only stole him away from another WAG at the beginning of December, but Danielle Lloyd is already looking for a house to share with Jermain Defoe. Sorry, let me rephrase that: Danielle Lloyd is looking for a house to buy with Jermain Defoe’s money.

A ‘pal’ has revealed to Now Magazine that ‘they’re looking around the £2m mark. She fancies a little Shakespearian-style cottage with full-on beams, the whole shebang.’

While this sounds like a perfectly reasonable thing to do after