Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen kisses girls, does other rude stuff

With a contract at one of the biggest football clubs in the world and a girlfriend who has won the Dutch FHM Sexiest Woman in the World award twice, it’s no exaggeration to say Wesley Sneijder is the greatest man alive.

His unpronounceable ladyfriend Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen not only has fabulous good looks and eight sisters (!), but she is also willing to commit some extremely sexy/bizarre acts to film. Look here! She’s licking cream off of a friend’s bottom in a car park! Look above! She’s kissing a lady! And look below! She’s helping old people cross the street in her underwear for absolutely no reason!

Plenty more NSFW-ish Yolanthe videos after the jump…

Stripper, model, singer and Brazilian legend romancer

In 1994, Brazilian striker Romario was on top of the world: he was FIFA World Player of the Year, he won the World Cup and he finsihed the 1993/94 season as Barcelona’s top scorer. As one may expect of a footballer in his position, the Brazilian also did rather well with the ladies. He started a relationship with Sonia Monroy after admiring her work as a stripper, but they split soon after she claimed she was pregnant with his child.

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The current partner of Liverpool’s most endangered star

Yesterday, we informed you of the plight of millionth-choice Liverpool goalkeeper Nikolay Mihaylov, who finds himself on the wrong end of a disagreement with a Bulgarian mob boss after insulting his ex girlfriend Nikoleta Lozanova.

Now his former flame is engulfed in the world of organised crime, Mihaylov has continued to punch above the weight of most mortals with another Playboy model. So impressive is his current beau’s fame that she simply goes by one name: Nikol.

The Playboy model who has made a Liverpool star fear for his life

Thanks to their love of Bulgarian models with mafia connections, our friends at Dirty Tackle have cast a sexy light on Nikoleta Lozanova. The 2006 Bulgarian Playboy Playmate of the Year used to step out with Liverpool’s Nikolay Mihaylov, but her terrifying new man has been giving the on-loan goalkeeper some grief:

Mihailov, who ended last season on loan at Steve McClaren’s FC Twente, is being shadowed round the clock by at least three minders after an acid attack on his £170,000 Ferrari sports car.

Reports in Bulgaria claim that a violent row began when local mob godfather Georgi ‘The Head’ Stoilov began dating Mihailov’s former girlfriend, model Nikoleta Lozanova, who was crowned Bulgaria’s ‘Playmate of the Year’ in 2006.

C-Ron’s clothes-hating ex speaks in new magazine interview

Thanks to the Spanish demand for a magazine which covers political and economic news and publishes near-pornographic images of famous women, Interviú exists. On the cover of this month’s edition is Nereida Gallardo, the lady who nearly melted the entire internet last summer when she romanced Cristiano Ronaldo.

In addition to posing with a Real Madrid shirt in the loosest sense possible, the perma-nude Majorcan gave her two cents on her former lover’s recent tryst with fellow dirtbag Paris Hilton:

“Nothing matters to him. She is just another shag. If he carries on at this pace Madrid should tremble.”

During their eight month relationship, Nereida says she spent five days a week in Manchester and the other two in Palma (Mallorca), and she seems irritated by the fact that she left her job because she asked him to. We’re not sure what that job was, but presumably it must have been more lucrative than the countless modelling jobs and TV appearances she has scored off the back of her WAG status.

When asked if she would ever try to rekindle the romance with the Portuguese man-o’-sex, Nereida simply says: “He would laugh in my face.”

More slightly-NSFW picture fun from Interviú after the jump…

Poland, you’ve done it again…

If you thought Dorota Rabczewska was the only Polish WAG who has become intimate with the readers of Playboy magazine, then you were sorely mistaken. Meet Anna Przybylska, the actress and model whose long term partner is the equally unpronounceable Jarosław Bieniuk, currently playing in Greece with AC Omonia.

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Cátia Rocha - FC Porto’s hottest and nakedest fan (slightly NSFW)
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