Page Three girl returns to the top flight with a brand new partner

Nicola Tappenden (or ‘Nicola T, 25, from Croydon’, as you may know her) enjoyed the WAG lifestyle for two years with West Ham’s Bobby Zamora, but in 2007 she finally she packed up the giant picture of her breasts that hung above their bed, accusing the striker of being unfaithful. This season, however, Nicola will be making a glorious return to the Premiership on the arm of Hull City fiancé Simon Walton. [Looks like she won’t be back in the Prem just yet, as Walton’s loan spell at Hull has just ended - Ed.]

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It’s probably another cynical viral, but I’d watch paint dry if it had an AC/DC soundtrack. Found at My Chill Pill

Shameless self-promotion: Have you wondered what that song is they play each time someone scores at Euro 2008? It’s ‘Samba De Janeiro ’sung by WAG Annemarie Warnkross
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Euro 2008 betting: the final four
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An American sawker player bit a referee
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Video: Driver killed in Funny Car crash (and no, not ‘funny’ in the laughter sense)
[Grid Crasher]

NSFW Video of the topless Austria/ Germany game we featured last week
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Uncoached - a sports site with a heavy focus on the laydees
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Turkey might play their third choice keeper as a striker against Germany
[101 Great Goals]

Playboy model who is currently enjoying a ‘cyber-romance’ with fugly Barcelona star

Leo Messi isn’t the most handsome sportsman in the world, but that hasn’t stopped him pursuing Playboy model and popular Argentinean media figure Luciana Salazar. The 27-year-old blonde is currently based in Buenos Aires, so with the exception of one phone call, their relationship has thus far blossomed exclusively online.

Apparently, Leo was planning dedicate a goal to her against Brazil last week with an ‘L for Luciana/loser’ hand salute. Unfortunately, that goal never happened, and Luciana and her ginormous chest remain un-saluted.

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Gillett and Hicks claim £1.4million in expenses from Liverpool for ‘flights’
[The Sun]

NSFW: Zoo’s Euro 2008 Strip-Off
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Premier League referees’ chief Keith Hackett says Ruud van Nistelrooy’s massively offside goal was actually onside
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Don’t bet on Holland winning Euro 2008
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Bad idea alert: WAG Jessica Simpson wants Tony Romo in her new music video
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Pamela Anderson at the Canadian Grand Prix
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AC/PC’s privacy invaded yet again. Oh well.

Last week we saw young Ms Clancy parading around a Caribbean beach in a tiny bikini (available from H&M for £18, according to the laydeez at Kickette), but now she’s decided to cast it aside and wave goodbye to tan lines. A wise decision, I think you’ll agree.

See the fun version of the picture above and plenty more here and here

Natalie Rooney wants the world to see her boobs once again

Remember the girl who flashed her breasts to the press at Coleen McLoughlin’s 21st birthday party? It is still unclear which finishing school she attended, but her name is Natalie Rooney, she is Wayne’s cousin and she’s now planning to launch a career in glamour modelling.

The subtle eighteen year old, who has been banned from the Rooney wedding because Coleen ‘thinks she is a chav’, has made the shrewd decision to divert attention away from her mouth by increasing her bust size to a 34F. Yet no amount of surgical enhancement could stop her dropping the following nuggets of wisdom

Berbatov’s latest not-so-secret lady

Just a few shorts weeks ago, Dimitar Berbatov was putting away his country’s greatest asset, catwalk star Tedi Velinova. In today’s Sun, however, we are told that the Spurs striker has been having another secret affair, this time with Playboy model and ‘erotic dancer’ Daniela Arnaut. Meanwhile, the stroppy Bulgarian is keeping schtum over the whole debacle, but is no doubt facing heat from his ever-patient girlfriend Elena Shtilianov.

Jermain Defoe, there appears to be a new threat to your Premier League playa throne…

High Street Honey provides a ray of light in the darkness of St James’ Park

These days, Newcastle defenders have nothing to boast about, but there’s an exception to this rule in towering centre-back Steven Taylor. He may be immersed in a world of leaky defence misery on the pitch, but when the whistle goes, he gets to go home to inaugural FHM High Street Honeys winner Tanya Robinson, who, as you may gather, is completely averse to wearing anything on the top half of her body.