A basketball WAG, albeit a very short-lived one

Carmen Electra is known for her inexplicable marriage to rock goblin Dave Navarro, as the couple documented their doomed relationship in front of MTV’s cameras. Prior to meeting the Jane’s Addiction axeman, the Baywatch star was a basketball WAG, thanks to her marriage to gigantic nutter Dennis Rodman in a “state of intoxication”. Their holy union lasted just ten days, or, depending on how you look at it, until the point when they sobered up.

If the Manchester Utd star had a pound for every father who had said that to him…

Picture: Sport.es

World class swordsman Cristiano Ronaldo has been “seeing” Brazilian gym instructor Gabriela for around a month, approximately 29-30 days longer than most of his conquests. A report in Spanish paper Sport, however, suggests the relationship will be meeting a swift conclusion, if the wishes of her father Jadson are fulfilled.

The policeman has taken exception to the Manchester Utd star, ordering him to “stay her from her and keep your hands off”. Additionally, he has told his daughter that he does not trust C-Ron, and has advised her to end the relationship.

If the thought of his daughter dating the world’s greatest lover is unsettling, then Lord only knows how Jadson feels about the offer made by the Brazilian edition of Playboy. Gabriela has been offered €200,000 to appear naked in the magazine, but she she would risk losing both her dignity and her father. “It would give him a heart attack knowing his daughter had posed nude in a magazine,” said Gabriela’s mother.

Playboy model gets another chance with Portuguese man-o’-sex

Keeping up with Cristiano Ronaldo’s love life is even more challenging than keeping up with the nonsense that spews from Sepp Blatter’s mouth, but you’ll probably agree we’ve made a wise decision in concentrating our energies on the former.

The Manchester United winger steamrollered Brazilian Playboy model Karina Bacchi in 2007, but according to The Mirror, they have reunited once again.

Just when you thought youd seen every hot Italian WAG…

In Italy during the 1990s, showgirl, actress and nude model Valeria Marini was an even bigger deal than pizza and political corruption. Combined.

The immensely popular blonde, nicknamed “Valeriona nazionale”, could probably be compared to Jordan (although Valeria is almost certainly less annoying). Much like her UK equivalent, she has also caught the attention of a few footballers - her greatest conquest to date is Juventus captain Alessandro Del Piero.

Alleged lover of legendary keeper decides clothes are not for her

Say hello to Giulia Siegel. She’s a German TV host, DJ (who goes under the name DJane) and model, who may or may not have slept with Oliver Kahn while he was also sleeping with a 21-year-old barmaid named Verena Kerth. Oh, and his wife.

Giulia, a divorced mother of three, is currently playing the Nicola McLean role in Germany’s version of I’m a Celebrity. So far, she has been encased in a rats, cockroaches and spiders, but the gratuitous bikini shower scenes that UK viewers would expect have so far eluded German audiences.

Fortunately, Giulia has gone one better by whipping of her clothes in the latest edition of German Playboy.

Check out the rest of the NSFW pictures and a link to the uncensored versions after the jump…

Very important former footballer/ pornstar update

Undoubtedly, The Spoiler’s biggest criticism of planetariums (planeteria?) is that they are not nearly sexy enough. Thankfully, Eva Roob (aka Samira Summers aka the German former footballer who turned to bongo films) set out to remedy this situation on a recent visit to her local astronomy theatre.

Want to see more of Eva testing Germany’s public indecency laws? See plenty more NSFW pictures, a video and a link to the uncensored pics after the jump….

The Czech supermodel who found love on the ice

Jaromír Jágr is regarded as one of the all-time great NHL players, so its wholly appropriate that the Czech enjoyed the company of a supermodel girlfriend.

Nudity advocate Andrea Veresova was his go-to girl for many years, but unfortunately (for him) they went their separate ways in 2003.

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