‘The Strutter’ battles a serious clothes phobia

It may have taken us 300 days to get to her, but this is by no means a reflection of our opinion on Page Three model Lindsey Strutt. The 21-year-old from Doncaster is well known among Nuts, Loaded and Maxim readers for her inclination to bare her 32E chest, a habit that hasn’t gone unnoticed by the nation’s footballers. The lucky chap she selected to squire her about town is Ipswich’s Alex Bruce, also known as Steve Bruce’s son.

Handsome model who likes bows, thin cardigans and footballers

Former Norwich and Southampton midfielder Jim Brennan now plies his trade with Toronto FC, where he has secured the services of a wife named Jenn. Before he settled down in Canadialand, however, Brennan stepped out with English model Sarah Maxwell, who once felt the need to tell Nuts TV that her man was “always randy.”

Jungle Queen captured by our friends at Nuts

For those unfamiliar the worlds of Waggery and/or brain-rotting reality shows, the underdressed lady on the right goes by the name Nicola McLean.

Mrs Tommy Williams (Peterborough Utd) is currently stranded in Australian outback taking part in I’m a Celebrity, spending her days fending off kangaroo testicles, Kilroy and ITV prodcuers desperately try to think of ways to make her take more showers.

Before she set off, she did a fine job of posing for weekly gentleman’s periodical Nuts, the fruits of which may be seen after the jump…

Finally, a poet who looks good in a bikini

Few who make the pages of Nuts in their underpants contribute to the arts by expressing themselves through the written word, yet today’s WAG is a notable exception. Scottish lady Naomi Sutherland, who at some point was Blackburn defender Zurab Khizanishvili’s close confidant, is not only a model, but also a TV presenter, actress, journalist and poet: check out some examples of her creativity on her official website.

This girl really knows her stuff…

As mentioned just yesterday, former-WAG Danielle Lloyd has recently opened a sex school in Nuts magazine, and not a minute too soon. The Spoiler has been bumbling around for years, totally unable to tell whether anything taking place between those sweaty sheets was in any way worthwhile. Some days, it felt like such a chore.

Now, today, Danielle tells us: “It can be a pleasurable experience for both parties and there’s always the chance she’ll repay the favour!”

Yeah, um, you’ve lost us there, Lloyd.

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Welcome to Sex School, everyone!

The Spoiler has been poking and prodding around for years, getting sex all wrong. It’s humiliating and unsatisfactory, and there is nothing worse than having to thank your wife/girlfriend for putting up with you, you know, like sexually. So thank Christ for former WAG Danielle Lloyd’s new sex column in the gentleman’s favourite, Nuts magazine!

She’s wearing specs, which means she is taking the whole thing very seriously (why else would she risk looking ugly?), and this week, she tells us: “Try a sex ban one night - it’ll leave you both gagging for it next time!”

Great advice, Lloyd. Shouldn’t be too much of a push, to be honest.

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For some reason, few notice that she has nice eyes

Back in the hazy summer of 2005, an aspiring model named Nicola Chapman appeared on Nuts TV’s Real Footballer’s Wives (second left, top row in this picture). She was the girlfriend of ex-Manchester Utd midfielder Phil Mulryne, who now plies his trade at non league Kings Lynn FC. It’s unclear if the couple are till together, but the Norwich model has done more than enough to earn herself a position in the WAG halls of fame (ie she took her top off and let someone take a photo).

Bringing glamour to Scottish football since 2007

Apparently, they play football in Scotland, and they even have their own Premier League (I know, I’m as surprised as you are). This year’s relegation candidate has all-but been decided as Gretna, who were docked ten points for going into administration, but grazing just above them are St Mirren, who’ve lost more than half their games this season. Still, the fans keep turning up to games in the hope that glamour model Michelle Marsh, aka Mrs Will Haining, will turn up.