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Video: A Paraguayan midfielder faint on the pitch
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Fredi Kanoute is getting attention from English clubs
[The Mirror]

Sexy time with Oliver Kahn
[Dirty Tackle]

Drogba moves to the Bundesliga. Didier’s brother Joel Drogba, that is
[Sporting Life]

Egotistical News: Dave Whelan is changing the name of the JJB Stadium to…
[Daily Mail]

Theo Walcott says we should all fear the Gunners
[Football365]

Alleged lover of legendary keeper decides clothes are not for her

Say hello to Giulia Siegel. She’s a German TV host, DJ (who goes under the name DJane) and model, who may or may not have slept with Oliver Kahn while he was also sleeping with a 21-year-old barmaid named Verena Kerth. Oh, and his wife.

Giulia, a divorced mother of three, is currently playing the Nicola McLean role in Germany’s version of I’m a Celebrity. So far, she has been encased in a rats, cockroaches and spiders, but the gratuitous bikini shower scenes that UK viewers would expect have so far eluded German audiences.

Fortunately, Giulia has gone one better by whipping of her clothes in the latest edition of German Playboy.

Check out the rest of the NSFW pictures and a link to the uncensored versions after the jump…

Did Oli Kahn two time his mistress?

Legendary German goalkeeper Oliver Kahn caused a huge kerfuffle in his homeland when he left his eight-month pregnant wife for a 21-year-old barmaid named Verena Kerth. He has remained with the young blonde since, yet in 2007 strong rumours of an affair with another beautiful lady circulated. Said lady was actress, DJ, TV host and model Giulia Siegel.

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Emmanuel Adebayor ain’t gettin’ on no plane, fool

Elisabetta Gregoraci - the hottest WAG in F1
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Has (fat) Ronaldo found himself a new country?
[Off the Post]

Samuel L Jackson’s top 10 golf outfits
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An excellent reason for closing down MySpace
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Could Oliver Kahn replace Jurgen Klinsmann at Bayern?
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German fans, such as this moustachioed gent, were very upset at Oliver Kahn’s last ever match.
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Video: 13-year-old Lewis Hamilton’s lucky conker
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The worst transfer rumours of the summer
[Football 365]

Manchester City are 14/1 to win the title next season
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Woo hoo! Even more pictures of hot Olympian Leryn Franco!
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Robbie Keane’s WAG looking good at an Oirish music festival
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The supporting lady of Bayern’s new number one

At the end of last season, 187-year-old Oliver Kahn finally hobbled away from his 14-year tenure between the sticks at Bayern Munich, making room for a young shot stopper named Michael Rensing. Kahn set an excellent precedent in the blonde WAG department with Verena Kerth, and Rensing has followed suit, finding himself a ‘Schöne Mädchen’ befitting of the German Champions’ number one. According to our good friends at Bild, the keeper is stepping out with underwear model Saskia Treffkorn.

Oli Kahn’s promiscuous girl is one of Germany’s top WAGs

Ever wondered how different the universe would be if David Beckham had jacked in his relationship with Posh and run off with Rebecca Loos? In a parallel universe (Germany), this situation played out in full, as Bayern keeper Oliver Kahn left his eight-month pregnant wife for 21-year-old barmaid Verena Kerth. That was 2003, and they’ve

Bayern Munich star does nothing for the reputation of mad German goalies

This week, Oliver Kahn has made an excellent contribution to the realm of thinly-disguised passive aggressive insults, with an outburst against foreign players in his team. Try to guess which ones he refers to:

“The new players need to get used to our high expectations. […] It’s not enough to make a bright start — one or two players have to learn that two or three good games aren’t enough. […] Bayern is not