Someone has been very naughty indeedie

People who know people have it on pretty good authority that a certain oily face of BBC Sport has been banned from flying with a top British airline after being caught receiving oral sex from his generous girlfriend on a transatlantic flight.

As a result, he won’t be flying for six months with the field leaders. And yes, he was in business class.

A spokesman for the airline told The Spoiler, “I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.”

That’s all the confirmation we need! Naughty boy.