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Video: Keeper blasts the ball into his own net


Not the best clearance you’ll ever see…

Following a 1-1 draw with Icasa in the Copa do Brasil last night, Vasco da Gama defender Tiago was unhappy: “This result is like a defeat for us. We did everything badly.”

Vasco may have underperformed, but none of their players had a bad night quite like Icasa keeper Ari, who came out too far for a set piece and ended up turning the ball into his own net.

[Dirty Tackle]

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Posted: May 1st, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Finland find unique way of handing victory to Russia


The Finns should probably stick to F1

While Germany were busy nearly losing to Wales in Mönchengladbach last night, Finland were getting their arse handed to them by Russia. Babyfaced striker Andrei Arshavin put his name on the scoresheet, but not before the Finns put away two own goals. Ouch.

[The Offside]

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Posted: October 16th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Keeper suffers the world’s worst backpass


Brazilian goalie forced into Paul Robinson-esque blunder

Internacional shot stopper Clemer has been playing professionally since 1988 - maybe this howler will speed up the old duffer’s decision to hang up his boots.

[Brazil Offside]

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Posted: August 19th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Robinho’s disappointment, Fernando Torres’ golden boot and Max Mosley’s new game


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Mitchell and Webb show us why it’s a funny old game [found on The Offside]

Video: Apparently, the best way to stay in a tournament is to score an own goal
[Machochip]

Back Fernando Torres to be the Premier League’s top scoere of 2008/09 before it’s too late
[chickendinner Bet Blog]

Play Max Mosley Cluedo!
[Sniff Petrol]

Lewis Hamilton vs a Lear Jet: Who ya got?!
[Grid Crasher]

The US vs Europe WAG War rages on - whose side will you take?
[The Spoiler and On205th]

Robinho is angry at Real Madrid
[101 Great Goals]

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Posted: July 15th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Riise gets the threatening graffiti treatment


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The consequences of Riise’s horrendous own goal on Tuesday have rippled through Liverpool, to the point where gutsy young graffiti artists who should be impersonating Banksy with their street art have taken to scrawling angry slogans on the walls of Liverpool’s Melwood training ground instead.

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Posted: April 24th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Video: John Arne Riise’s worst nightmare


Champions League semi comes down to bad fortune and a worse haircut

If it weren’t for Riise’s unfortunate error, Chelsea fans would be calling for The Toad’s head this morning - his tactically-confused side were all over the place and clearly not very well motivated. Considering the fact that a Benitez-managed side has never scored at Stamford Bridge, Grant could become the most clueless man to ever end up in a Champions league final.

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Posted: April 23rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Video: The worst own goal of all time!


A poached effort that most strikers would be proud of

Hungarian Champions Debrecen found themselves 2-1up in the second leg of a cup tie, but they had lost the first leg 2-1 to underdogs Fehervar. The latter simply needed to run the clock down to pull off a surprise victory, but instead they conceded a penalty and a ridiculous own goal.

[Pies]

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Posted: March 31st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey