Playboy model who’s tired of her domestic duties

Prior to marrying fugly ex professional footballer Neil Ruddock, Leah Newman was a glamour girl socialite who made oodles of cash hawking her wares in publications such as The Daily Sport during the day, and spent her evenings in London WAG haunts such as Chinawhites. After the birth of their daughter Izzabella Ivy Grace Ruddock, however, things took a rather boring turn, and on an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap in 2007, she admitted her life was ‘crap’. She feels like a prisoner in her Hastings home, while Ruddock, who was never the fastest player on the pitch, is happy with their lethargic lifestyle:

“I could sleep all day, get up and have me dinner, then go back to sleep again.”

Electronics company find ingenious way to sell HD teles

Like most sane people, we don’t tend to promote advertisements for which we are not getting paid, but an exception should probably made for this effort from Samsung. Not only does it feature Page Three girls knocking Peta Todd (stupid name) and Nikkala Stott knocking a ball about in lingerie, but huge excitable teddy bear Chris Kamara also puts in an appearance.

The football skills may be a little fraudulent, and the premise of Page Three top-shedder Danni Wells sharing a couch with CK (who I believe is a married man) is slightly implausible, but whatever. It takes my mind off of my life.

Did Charlotte Meares knock back the Arsenal shot stopper?

Just last week, Jens Lehmann was telling the world how few friends he has at Arsenal:

“I don’t socialise with my team-mates. Age-wise, they are closer to my sons than they are to me.”

The lanky German doesn’t make time for Fabregas and co, but that doesn’t he doesn’t like to paint the town red! Jenny No Mates is pictured above leaving Embassy Club in London on Saturday night, sporting a bin liner jacket (all the rage with ‘Partyboys’ in Berlin) and a grumpy pout that could turn milk sour. Jermain Defoe’s ex rutt-partner Charlotte Meares was socialising at the same establishment - this is surely more than just a sexy coincidence. Could

Bringing the gift of toplessness to the Midlands

In many ways, it is depressing to be involved with Aston Villa. Although they’re a great club with brilliant supporters and a rich heritage, the midlands side never make an impression on the top four, yet they’re far too good to fall into the bottom half of the table. Plus, supporters and players generally must live in or around the Birmingham area. Yet it’s not all gloom and middle-of-the-top-half tedium for those involved with Martin O’Neill’s side - Midfielder Nigel Reo-Coker drives a Mustang, has a brilliant surname and gets to steamroller Page 3 girl Ruth Reynolds on a regular basis.

Bringing glamour to Scottish football since 2007

Apparently, they play football in Scotland, and they even have their own Premier League (I know, I’m as surprised as you are). This year’s relegation candidate has all-but been decided as Gretna, who were docked ten points for going into administration, but grazing just above them are St Mirren, who’ve lost more than half their games this season. Still, the fans keep turning up to games in the hope that glamour model Michelle Marsh, aka Mrs Will Haining, will turn up.

This ex-Page 3 girl is now a self-professed ‘Diva SuperWAG’

If you were lucky enough to pick up a copy of Britain’s fourth favourite tabloid, The Daily Star, this morning, you would have seen lower league WAG Nicola McLean adorning the front page. The 25-year-old is from Swansea, and is the current beau of Peterborough’s Tommy Williams. At 10pm tonight she will

Rio is making sure his team will be Big Pimpin’ and knee-deep in hos

If you thought seeing an underperforming Ukrainian wearing a sexy rollneck to a party was exciting, wait until you hear the plans for Manchster Utd’s festive shin dig!

According to our good friends at Kickette, The Reds will be kicking into