Scorned beauty can’t seem to part with ill-fated jewellery

Poor old Amii Grove. Not only did her heart-warming fairytale romance with ‘Kop Love Rat’ Jermaine Pennant come to an end on New Years Eve (read all about the graveyard proposals and CCTV infidelities here), but her attempts to cash in on her devastation were thwarted by an eBay saboteur. The Brummie beauty attempted to sell the £38k engagement ring given to her by Pennant on the auction site, but things didn’t quite work out.

Undeterred by this ominous dose of karma, Amii re-listed the ill-fated piece of jewellery here, but as you can see, it failed to reach its reserve.

As the old saying goes, however, you can’t keep a good topless model down. Amii has now relisted the ring for a third time, with a lower reserve price, but it has yet to attract any bids.

Jermaine, if your reading this, do us all a favour and put a bid on the ring. Not only will it put your former lover out of her online auction-based misery, but you’ll have something familiar to give to current plaything Jennifer Metcalfe. Who knows, maybe she could put it on eBay one day too…

Spoiler bonus: More of Amii here

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Scorned beauty cashes in on relationship with Jermaine Pennant

For the past few years, the romance between Page Three girl Amii Grove and Jermaine Pennant has been a little ‘tumultuous’. The blonde beauty dumped the ‘Kop Love rat’ in 2007 after she caught him doing it with another lady on his own CCTV security system, but took him back late last year when he proposed to her in a graveyard.

The engagement, however, ended recently and Pennant has fled back to his former love, Hollyoaks star Jennifer Metcalfe. In order to cast aside the painful memories, she has decided to sell her £38k diamond engagement ring on eBay.

The 2.05 carat ring, which has received bids of £20,502 at the time of writing, appears to have been posted by Amii on her personal eBay account. Unfortunately,

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Few romances in the world of football are more curious than that of Amii Grove and Jermaine Pennant. In 2007, the Liverpool winger and the Page Three girl were living together in pre-fab mansion bliss, until she spotted him steamrollering another lovely lady on their CCTV cameras. The topless model with two inexplicable consecutive vowels in her name duly caused £200k of damage and sold her “Kop Rat” story to the tabloids.

Two weeks ago, however, the Brummie beauty tragically lost her brother, and was comforted at his grave by her former cheating partner (even though he may or may not have been engrossed in the best reason to watch Hollyoaks, Jennfier Metcalfe). Spotting an opportune moment of emotional weakness Realising his true feelings, Pennant proposed on the spot, and she accepted.

It’s like a fairy tale, except with more nudity, infidelity and shameless story selling.

You couldn’t make up this kind of sexy adventure

In 2007, Amii Grove enjoyed a lengthy relationship with Jermaine Pennant - she even moved into his home to provide brief distractions during the moments when the footballer wasn’t training, in a nightclub or playing Xbox. Things turned sour, however, when she caught the Liverpool winger cheating on her via the CCTV cameras in his mansion. Amii promptly caused £200,000 worth of damage and profited by selling her story to any newspaper that would listen.

Since then, the “Kop love rat” has been at it with foxy Hollyoaks star Jennifer Metcalfe, but the tragic death of Amii’s brother has brought the pair closer together again. Jermaine recently brought flowers and a card to pay his respects at his burial site, and discovered that the best way to get a lady to forgive a man for cheating is to catch them at their weakest possible moment, and propose in the least appropriate setting:

“We went to visit Lee’s grave and I was kneeling down laying some flowers when Jermaine bent down next to me and asked, ‘Do you want to get married to me?’.

“It’s been a tough year for the family. Getting engaged to Jermaine is probably a bit of good news that we needed. Lee would have been so happy for us. I never stopped thinking about Jermaine after we split up - and he feels the same way.”

It honestly sounds like the plot of a bad daytime soap opera, so don’t be surprised to hear that it was actually Jermaine Pennant’s evil twin who proposed, or that Amii is actually a robot from the future or something.

[Kickette]