Footballer lets it all out, finally…

Fellow fans of Hollywood schmaltz will know all too well that if you hold your emotions in, they will eventually find a way out. Most often through tearful intercourse, be it social, sexual, even sensual. Or, in the case of Thierry Henry - carrying around the heartache of a miserable Spanish experience - the pain might reveal itself in normal everyday football situations, like coming on as a sub during a match. Hence, when this picture came in of the great man holding Eto’o and never wanting to let go, we felt his pain. Come home, Thierry. Just come home. It’s not your fault etc…

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Watch a huge Hungarian cry like a baby

Weightlifter Janos Baranyai was attempting to ’snatch’ (hehe) a 148kg barbell - like he has done a million times in training - when his elbow decided to call it a day. The most shocking thing about the video, however, is the speed at which the young children step in to shield us from his writhing body - who knew the Chinese censored stuff?