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Rafa Benitez gets all mysterious about new signings
[Liverpool Pies]

A mysterious gas and a blackout made the recent Palmeiras/ Sao Paulo game rather suspicious
[South America Offside]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s lady Nereida Gallardo. We featured her over two weeks ago, and today the rest of the world has caught up. (NSFW)
[The Sun]

Awwww, Lamps and JT are in love
[Kickette]

Help Zoo pick a WAG of the season
[Zoo Today]

F1 perv Max Mosley speaks out at last
[Grid Crasher]

Denilson’s latest training partner shows talent on and off the field

If Ashley Cole is seeking advice on how to juggle women, he need look no further than Denilson (the one who used to play for Betis, not the Arsenal one.) Playing for Palmeiras, the Brazilian scored two goals against Bragantino last Sunday, and celebrated by making an ‘L’ shape with his hand. Far from being a ‘loser’ insult, 21-year-old Laisa Andrioli claimed it was actually a loving reference to her name. This angered on/off girlfriend Letícia Carlos, who had been “seeing [Denilson] and talking every day,” and who also laid claim to the ‘L’ dedication. Responding evasively, the Brazilian equivalent of Jermain Defoe casually said: “Next time there won’t be any L’s.”

Some people don’t take on-pitch trickery lightly