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Palmeiras coach Vanderlei Luxemburgo becomes the first manager to resign via Twitter
[101GG]

Seriously, where does this guy keep getting all these brilliant Dimitar Berbatov photos from?
[Dirty Tackle]

All your Abbey Clancy, Alex Curran and Sylvie van der Vaart bikini holiday picture needs covered in one post
[ONTD]

The Germans are messing about with kit colours ahead of tonight’s Euro U21 final
[Daily Mail]

West Ham tracking Marc-Antoine Fortune and Eidur Gudjohnsen
[The Telegraph]

Completely random link: An Austrian Fashion journalist named Brüno gives Conan O’Brien a lapdance
[YouTube]

Of all the ways of winning a free kick, pretending to be floored by a piece of cloth has to be the worst

In a recent  match between Corinthians and Palmeiras, (fat) Ronaldo managed to score his first Campeonato Brasileiro Série A goal in over 15 years.

This wasn’t the only historic event to take place during the game, however, as Argentinean midfielder Sergio Escudero became the first player stupid enough to pretend to be struck by a linesman’s flag. Quite what was going through his mind when he attempted this crappy bit of play-acting is anyone’s guess.

[The Offside]

This guy should be on his sofa, not at the edge of a football stand

Liverpool WAG transfer news: Clancy out, Cavalieri in

Despite having mental Spaniard Pepe Reina between the sticks, Liverpool recently forked out £3m to bring Brazilian shot stopper Diego Cavalieri from Palmeiras. The transfer makes much more sense when you consider his wife, Brazilian model Daniela Cavalieri, who will almost certainly prove a welcome addition to the Anfield WAG fraternity.

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Rafa Benitez gets all mysterious about new signings
[Liverpool Pies]

A mysterious gas and a blackout made the recent Palmeiras/ Sao Paulo game rather suspicious
[South America Offside]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s lady Nereida Gallardo. We featured her over two weeks ago, and today the rest of the world has caught up. (NSFW)
[The Sun]

Awwww, Lamps and JT are in love
[Kickette]

Help Zoo pick a WAG of the season
[Zoo Today]

F1 perv Max Mosley speaks out at last
[Grid Crasher]

Denilson’s latest training partner shows talent on and off the field

If Ashley Cole is seeking advice on how to juggle women, he need look no further than Denilson (the one who used to play for Betis, not the Arsenal one.) Playing for Palmeiras, the Brazilian scored two goals against Bragantino last Sunday, and celebrated by making an ‘L’ shape with his hand. Far from being a ‘loser’ insult, 21-year-old Laisa Andrioli claimed it was actually a loving reference to her name. This angered on/off girlfriend Letícia Carlos, who had been “seeing [Denilson] and talking every day,” and who also laid claim to the ‘L’ dedication. Responding evasively, the Brazilian equivalent of Jermain Defoe casually said: “Next time there won’t be any L’s.”

Some people don’t take on-pitch trickery lightly