Well, Playboy models have to marry someone, don’t they?

The folks at Playboy magazine have been electing a ‘Playmate of the Year’ since 1960, meaning there are some 49 all-American ladies whose love lives have inevitably featured a professional sportsman in some capacity. One such beauty is 2001 Playmate of the Year Brande Roderick, who married former NFL Linebacker Glenn Cardez in 2007. You may recognise her from Baywatch, Starsky & Hutch and if you’re super cool, Beverly Hills 90210.

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Pies have christened C-Ron’s fancy new move (0:31 in the video) the ‘circle jerk’. I’m pretty sure that means something else...

Want to buy Pamela Anderson’s Dodge Viper?
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In the spirit of Def Leppard, a Surfer who lost her arm in a shark attack is turning professional
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Eight reasons why Austria will beat Poland, and there will be goals
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Chelsea Pies are worried that Spurs keep signing their transfer targets
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Wayne and Coleen are married
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Fernando Torres doesn’t like to be touched
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Gillett and Hicks claim £1.4million in expenses from Liverpool for ‘flights’
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NSFW: Zoo’s Euro 2008 Strip-Off
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Premier League referees’ chief Keith Hackett says Ruud van Nistelrooy’s massively offside goal was actually onside
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Don’t bet on Holland winning Euro 2008
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Bad idea alert: WAG Jessica Simpson wants Tony Romo in her new music video
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Pamela Anderson at the Canadian Grand Prix
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The six games that lost Chelsea the title
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Video: Foxy Indycar driver Danica Patrick runs over a member of the pitcrew
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Pamela Anderson throws out the first pitch at a Dodgers baseball game.
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US Olympic footballer Natasha Kai loves her tattoos
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John Terry will definitely be fit for the Champions League final, says John Terry
[Football 365]

Video: ‘I’m Ron Burgundy?’ Retired basketball legend Charles Barkley will say anything that is put on the teleprompter
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Premier League stars head to the city of romance for Valentines Day

In a pre-Valentines Day surprise, Peter Crouch whisked his WAG off to Paris yesterday. Pete tried to fit in the fashion capital with a trendy scarf, while Abbey Clancy donned a thoroughly French black and white striped jumper. She must’ve left her beret and string of onions in the hotel.

They don’t have to touch Avram Grant

If you were a sports mascot, whose sweaty rubber suit would you rather don - Billy the Badger at Fulham, or Fin the Vancouver Canucks Orca Whale?

Don’t just rush in and side with the badger because Ice Hockey is a bit rubbish – consider the evidence. Over New Year, Billy received an icy stare from a stone-faced Avram Grant, when he had the audacity to lay a friendly paw on his shoulder. Does Avram think he’s going to contract TB or