Alleged singer and MLS favourite get their fancy pants on

[Kickette]

Italian ladies man rocks the tighty whities

Sampdoria’s Antonio Cassano is not a man of strict belief, but he has always followed one rule: if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing in your pants.

The batshit crazy striker had little effect as his side lost 1-0 to Internazionale last night, but was in a jubilant mood as Sampodoria qualified for the Italian Cup final 3-1 on aggregate.

Most Italians haven’t warmed to the Special One’s charms, so it’s nice to see one of them showing some love. Check out the moment of impact after the jump. It’s quite beautiful…

Who says tough guys don’t wear panties?

It’s been quite a day for footballers letting it all hang out. First Jermaine Pennant casually turned up for work in just a pair of socks, and now John Terry has been caught fraternising with enthusiastic fans whilst in the process of peeling his trousers off. Of course, some people might question what the England captain is doing removing his clothes in what appears to be a busy European corridor, but those people are exactly the kind of detectives The Spoiler prefers to avoid.

On a different note, has JT been attending the same fake tan application classes as Lampsie?

For another take on things, head over to Kickette.

Folks in the news room do not wear trousers

Much-lauded Washington Post writer Michael Wilbon has repeatedly expressed his disregard for sports bloggers, but can you really trust the opinion of a gentleman who chooses not to wear trousers on television? Even Ron Burgundy busted out his favourite pleats while on duty…

[WithLeather]

Porky striker slays the dragon named dignity in Ibiza

After seeing his Portuguese namesake sport some unecessarily tiny swimwear in Sardinia, Brazilian Ronaldo has decided to up the sexy stakes by showing the world his super-hot skimpy pants.

The AC Milan star - said to have been released by his club following a season-ending knee injury - yesterday sat aboard a yacht in Ibiza displaying a belly that would make Ronaldinho proud. The ‘Kramer’ hairstyle really tops off a look befitting of a megastar whose dating record includes supermodels, TV presenters and various other ladies who wouldn’t touch him with a ten-foot ugly stick if he wasn’t famous.

The lady averting her eyes from the sight of his growing paunch is WAG Bia Anthony, who is rumoured to be pregnant. Obviously his stunning physique and unfaltering loyalty have made her forgive him for solicitng transvestite prostitutes.

See the sexiest picture of the summer after the jump…

Talented footballer knows no shame

Pictured, friends, is an enormous breach of international hotel etiquette - you don’t wander around swishy hotels (namely The Crowne Plaza in Moscow) willy-nilly in just your pants. And yet, that’s exactly what cocky winger Cristiano Ronaldo is doing here, as if he is somehow above the law.