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Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who played Zack Morris in Saved By The Bell, appears on a US chat show in character
[Youtube]

Rafael Benitez says that Javier Mascherano won’t join Barcelona this summer
[BBC]

Paolo Maldini says AC Milan won’t win the Champions League without Kaka
[Football Italia]

Andrea Pirlo refuses to rule out moving to Chelsea
[Sky Sports]

A preview of the business Arsenal plan to do in the transfer window
[Interestment]

Gabriele Marcotti criticises the portrayal of Newcastle fans as “infantile fools”
[The Times]

While John Nicholson praises Setanta for their impact on football
[Football365]

David Beckham isn’t the only football prophylactic peddler

Throughout his career, Christian Vieri may have put away plenty of goals, but he put away even more fabulously attractive women. The romancer of Melissa Satta, Elena Santarelli, Elisabetta Canalis, Debora Salvalaggio and Fernanda Lessa has now formally recognised his ladykilling skills by releasing his own brand of condoms.

Bobo and 408-year-old Milan legend Paolo Maldini started the fashion line Sweet Years a few years ago (not to be confused with the Baci e Abbracci label Vieri runs with Buffon’s missus Alena Seredova), and the Akuel Blues Sweet Years Limited Edition johnnies were revealed during a press conference this week.

The new condom brand has got off to a hugely successful start thanks to a bulk order from a Cheshire resident named ‘C. Ronaldo’.

Serie A’s hottest second hottest third hottest Venezuelan

Thanks to his god-like status in Italy’s fashion capital, 190-year-old Paolo Maldini had his pick of Italy’s finest ladies. Despite the considerable home grown talent on offer in the boot-shaped nation, the AC Milan captain opted for Venezuelan beauty Adriana Fossa. The former model has been married to Maldini since 1994.

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Finally, some video of Jose Mourinho’s Italian lapdance

Are Chelsea planning a double swoop for Ancelotti and Kaka?
[Tribal Football]

Quickly, follow us on Twitter before it goes out of fashion!
[Twitter]

Fabio Cannavaro loves him some Disney
[Kickette]

If Robinho wants to be the best player in the world, he should stop being so bloody lazy
[Sky Sports]

638-year-old Milan captain isn’t looking forward to retiring
[Goal.com]

Tottenham compete with Inter for Gambian youngster Ebrima Bojang
[Mirror]

Yes Paolo, we can see you

AC Milan’s 104-year-old defender Paolo Maldini isn’t as spritely as he used to be, so the Italian club appear to have developed new ways of keeping him flexible.

Thanks to Sporno aficionado Derek for the spot.

Click here to see the full Sporno gallery

Football skills continue through the Maldini bloodline

Milan needn’t worry about having an aging side with talent like Daniel Maldini coming through the ranks.

[Video from Milan’s European Cup celebration party at the San Siro last May]