AC Milan star fights for his right to party

It’s no secret that tubby Brazilian likes to surround himself with disco lights, alcohol and ladies of ill repute, and his performances have suffered accordingly. Despite the strong correlation between wild nights out and rubbishness, the AC Milan star has told Italian daily La Stampa there is nothing wrong with his passion for evening entertainment:

“After work I like to have fun. And that’s what nightclubs are for - to hell with the moralists.”

The Brazilian whom Spaniards nickname ‘Gordinho’ (’fatty fat fat chubber pieface’) also claimed that his last few months in Barcelona were “hell”, and that despite his thoroughly abnormal skills and lifestyle, he is in fact a “very normal” young man.

[Marca]