What’s this? A Spanish WAG who keeps her clothes on?

Rafa Nadal first made an impact on the international tennis scene at the age of fourteen, when he thoroughly embarrassed Pat Cash in an exhibition game. Since then, he has been steadily collecting Grand Slam titles, yet his epic victory at Wimbledon last week was the first witnessed by his girlfriend María Francesca “Xisca” Perelló. If she decides to trade her dignity for fame, expect her walk the heavily-publicised road also trodden by fellow Spaniard Nereida Gallardo.

Legend leaves for ever… or for a bit anyway

It’s been an emotional day, and a deeply tearful evening looms too, as Harold Bishop sets sail from Erinsborough to go and live on a sexually liberated commune with a gang of foreign students. Neighbours will be a weaker show for it. After all, great as Lou Carpenter is, his head is just too boulder-like, and his voice lacks the velvet Bishop smooth. He was an intelligent and decent man.

To put it all in perspective, here’s a few things that happened when we first met Harold (then known as The Fonze - we think), way back in 1987: