Earlier this month, The Spoiler brought you news of some of Brazil’s finest being ‘tricked’ into broadcasting images of their love tools across the web via webcam by a South American internet groupie unimaginatively dubbed ‘The Blonde from the Internet’. One of the group of poor unfortunates (which included AC Milan stars Ronaldinho and Pato) happened to be Manchester City’s moody midfielder Elano.
In a recent interview with Brazilian sports website UOL Esporte, as well as admitting to consorting with rivals Ronaldo, Anderson and Tevez for a spot of ’shopping and dining’, the playmaker has brushed off the revelations, noting having people screengrab pictures of your willy and posting them around the internet is just, y’know, one of those things:
Brazilian stars love displaying their gentleman’s packages online
While most European players are content with filling their leisure time with an unhealthy amount of Xbox, the boys from Brazil seem to be wiling away the hours broadcasting their genitalia on the interweb.
Last week, we showed you how AC Milan’s Pato had “pulled an Ashley Young”, and our friends at Popbitch have turned our attention back to the Brazilian gossip blog on which we discovered the Duck’s indiscretion.
The extraordinarily NSFW Glossx suggests displaying one’s junk online is the number one pastime among Brazilian footballers. It’s not quite clear who they are showing their wangs to, or what kind of honey trap
Last night, David Beckham was given his first run out in Rossoneri colours, as his new Serie A side faced Martin Jol’s Hamburg in a friendly in Dubai.
Beckham, who is not at peak fitness as he has “spent the past two months doing nothing” (Carlo Ancelotti’s words, not mine), played for the first 45 minutes and created fairly decent chances for Andriy Shevchenko and Pato.
Ronaldinho put Milan ahead from the spot in the second half, but soon after his samba celebration, Collin Benjamin equalised. The game finished deadlocked, but Milan eventually won 4-3 on penalties.
Spoiler bonus: See highlights of the penalties after the jump…
The centre pages of today’s Sun newspaper are dedicated to the ‘Internet sex epidemic’ that is gripping Britain: apparently, people are cheating on their partners, finding new ones and getting unhealthily addicted to porn at an alarming rate. While the red top focuses on the negatives of online relationships, The Spoiler will look at the one gleaming positive: it is this huge bunch of wires and servers that allowed AC Milan star Pato to make contact with prospective girlfriend Sthefany Brito. The Brazilian soap actress accepted his e-vite, and their romance has since blossomed into one where they actually see and touch each other.
Sadly for Arsenal, they’re not so frightened any more
AC Milan are the owners of Pato, the latest Brazilian wonderchild playing in Europe (although not the latest wonderchild playing in Brazil - he’s called Neymar, is 16, and has a sell-on clause in his contract of just 85 million euros). Not so long ago, Milan were so scared that Arsene Wenger, with his all-seeing eye and talent for luring youngsters, was about to come round with the sweeties that - well let’s have the Mail tell the story…
“Having overcome malignant cancer aged only 10, Pato was educated in Porto Alegre, the same city as Ronaldinho, and played for Internacional, where he soon appeared on Arsene Wenger’s radar.
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