Glitzy Evening
Ryan Giggs: True Red pulls out all the stars

On Monday, a DVD celebrating Ryan Giggs’ illustrious 17-year career will be released, and in celebration a premiere of the film was held in Manchester. Carlos Tevez, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wes Brown, Rio Ferdinand, Anderson, Nani, Patrice Evra, Nemanja Vidic, Park Ji-Sung, Dimitar Berbatov, Owen Hargreaves, Jonny Evans, John O’Shea and Michael Carrick all walked the carpet rocking a snazzy jeans/ white shirt/ blazer combo in honour of the Welshman. Rio even augmented his outfit with a cravat, making him look dead sophisticated.
Celebrity fans Angus Deyton, Peter Hook and monkey man Ian Brown also turned out, but those reinforced crowd barriers were severly tested by the cream of Manchester’s acting talent, including True Red narrator Ralf Little, Will Mellor, Max Beesley and Corrie’s Kevin Webster.
Liam Fray of The Courteneers said:

Tags: Anderson, Angus Deyton, Carlos Tevez, Dimitar Berbatov, DVD, Ian Brown, John O'Shea, Jonny Evans, Liam Fray, Manchester Utd, Michael Carrick, Nani, Nemanja Vidic, Owen Hargreaves, Park Ji-Sung, Patrice Evra, Peter Hook, Premiere, Rio Ferdinand, Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, True Red, Wes Brown
Posted: September 19th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Half Decent Footballers
Is this the best team in the Premier League?

Make no mistake, friends, the ‘Big Four’ are so-called because they’re brilliant. So brilliant that were you to merge them all together to create a “best of” team, some huge names would fall by the wayside. We are, of course, referring to the likes of Craig Lindfield, Andriy Voronin, Justin Hoyte, Darren Fletcher, Shaun Wright-Phillips. Just some of the football legends who didn’t make the cut.
GK Petr Cech (Chelsea)
No longer the best in the world, not even the best in Premier League - Friedel, James and Given are better. But he is the strongest in the top four, despite a horrendous Euro 2008. Should his terrible run of luck with facial injuries continue, he should end the season playing in a humiliating gimp mask.
DL Patrice Evra (Man United)
After an appalling debut (losing 3-1 to Man City, coming off at half time), Evra suddenly morphed into a fantastic player. Some might argue that Cole or Clichy are more deserving of the spot, but they’re wrong. Cole would bring the whole dressing room down with his awful personality, and Clichy is behind Evra in the France pecking order.
DC Rio Ferdinand (Man United)
It’s easy to forget that underneath the silly record labels, the totally pointless “merking” and the strange skew-whiff mouth, Rio Ferdinand is just a man, standing in front of you, asking you to tell him he’s brilliant at football. Don’t worry, Rio, you are. In fact, you’re our cap-i-tan.

Tags: Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Bacary Sagna, Big Four XI, Carlos Tevez, Cesc Fabregas, Chelsea, Cristiano Ronaldo, Deco, Didier Drogba, Fernando Torres, Frank Lampard, Gary Neville, Jamie Carragher, Javier Mascherano, Liverpool, man united, Michael Ballack, Patrice Evra, Petr Cech, Rafa Benitez, Ricardo Carvalho, Rio Ferdinand, Ryan Babel, Scolari, sir alex ferguson, Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney
Posted: August 13th, 2008 by Josh Burt
Transfer Talk
It’s all quiet on the rumour and gossip front today, folks

It’s a slow day transfer-wise, but we are pleased to announce that the podgy Egyptian forward Mido is no longer on the Marlon Brando career path. After apologising to Boro fans for weighing more than a medium sized aircraft last season, he has shed two stone. Bravo, sir.
Elsewhere, a former Newcastle player could be heading for military combat, and Lamps is still deciding if he should run off into the sunset with the Special One…
Emre BelezoÄŸlu to the army
The Newcastle midfielder was depressed enough about the prospect of going back to Turkey to play for Fenerbahce, but now he may miss out on football altogether as he is wanted by his country’s army.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Who are they at war with anyway?
Alexander Hleb to Barcelona
It looks like Hleb’s heart is set on a move to quiet, peaceful Barcelona after feeling violated by the harshness of noisy London. (It’ll be fantastic when he realises the Spanish city is pretty much the noisiest place in the world.)
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Looks like he’s ready to pull a Reyes
Frank Lampard to Inter
Chelsea would love to give him £135,000-a-week but soon-to-be-30 Frank Lampard wants it for four straight years, while

Tags: Alex Hleb, Barcelona, Blackburn, Chelsea, Emre, Fatih Terim, Frank Lampard, Guus Hiddink, Inter Milan, Jabba, Patrice Evra, Patrick Vieira, Reyes, Russia, Turkey, UFC
Posted: June 19th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Transfer Talk
All today’s rumours in a big sexy list

While the football season ended about a week ago, Rafa Benitez had built up so much talking momentum that his mouth has failed to stop, and the last few days have seen him overheard by passers-by droning about how he wants more money, and Wenger’s an idiot, and he’s the boss of the best team ever, and the world is cruel. He wants money! More money! Arrrrrggggghhhhh!…. shut up, Rafa. Shut up and read.
Samuel Eto’o to Chelsea
Having previously failed to sign Luka Modric, it really looks like Chelsea are keen to lose all of Tottenham’s transfer targets. At this rate Spurs might start thinking they’re a big club. What’s that? They do already? Very funny.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: This one could depend on Frank Rijkaard
Frank Lampard to Inter Milan…again
The Daily Mirror seem to be on top form again. On the very same day that every other paper leads with the story that Roberto Mancini will reject Chelsea and stay at Inter, the Mirror report that Jose Mourinho is definitely off to Italy and Lampard will be joining him. Those people are either way ahead of the game, or stuck in April.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Hmmmmmmmm

Tags: AC Milan, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Barcelona, Chelsea, Dani Guiza, Euro 2008, football transfers, Frank Lampard, Inter Milan, Liverpool, Patrice Evra, Rafa Benitez, richard dunne, Samuel Eto'o, Spurs, transfer rumours
Posted: May 27th, 2008 by Josh Burt
Hate-o-meter
All the players rated according to their unpopularity

What a Champions League final. Two delighted sets of fans, then the rest of Europe all scratching their heads trying to figure out which of the teams they want to win less. The Spoiler has taken a long look at all of the players who should be involved, and marked them out of ten, using a state-of-the-art Hate-o-meter. Results follow…

Tags: Ashley Cole, Carlos Tevez, Champions League Final, Chelsea, Claude Makelele, Cristiano Ronaldo, Didier Drogba, Edwin van der Sar, Frank Lampard, Hated Players, Joe Cole, John Terry, man united, Michael Ballack, Michael Carrick, Michael Essien, Nemanja Vidic, Patrice Evra, Paul Scholes, Petr Cech, Ricardo Carvalho, Rio Ferdinand, Ryan Giggs, Solomon Kalou, Wayne Rooney, Wes Brown
Posted: May 19th, 2008 by Josh Burt
Fightin'
The Battle of Stamford Bridge controversy rages on
The crazy mofos at Who Ate All The Pies have footage of the controversial fight that followed the Chelsea/ Manchester Utd tie on Saturday. It looks pretty inconclusive, but the press keep stressing that Sam Bethell is a tattooed Millwall fan who worships Satan and drinks puppy blood, so it’s almost certain that he started it.
But all this nonsense is clouding the real question

Tags: Chelsea, Fight, Groundsman, Manchester Utd, Patrice Evra, Sam Bethell
Posted: April 29th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey