How to socialise like the WAGs and Gaffney

Do you have plenty of money but no class? Why not head to Soho’s very own cultural void, Chinawhite? For a mere £650 yearly membership fee, you could be rubbing shoulders with fame-hungry glamour models, Paul Danan, and Mick Hucknall tonight! Here’s the lowdown…

Where: Just off Picadilly Circus, in the basement of the Cheers bar. Even though Cheers is technically supposed to be in a basement itself.

How much: As previously mentioned, yearly membership is