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The Offside bring us an incredible penalty rebound miss

West Ham are favourites against unbeaten MLS All-Stars tonight
[chickendinner]

Beijing improves its pre-Olympic public perception by banning blacks and Mongolians from one of its bars
[Deadspin]

Who the hell is… Valon Behrami?
[Pies]

Mmmm… American grid girls
[Grid Crasher]

Anna Kournikova brings her bikini to the beach
[On205th]

Ramon Calderon claims he doesn’t talk about footballers who don’t play for Real
[Football 365]

Aww, come on, that’s just MEAN

The Portuguese man-o’-sex fails to slot it home

A big pat on the back for The Spoiler and its astute readers - yesterday we told you that Manchester United would not win in Spain and 60 per cent of you voted that Messi would have a better game than C-Ron. But if Ronaldo had got the game going by actually placing the ball within the huge netted area when he took his spot kick, things could have been oh so different.

Isn’t it strange how the Liverpool/ Chelsea match turned out to be the exciting one, despite having ‘DULL’ written all over it. It’s likes we’re in topsy-turvy land, where hot snow falls up and hamburgers eat people etc.