Barenaked lady with a penchant for rounders players

The unashamedly naked young lady above is none other than Erica Ellyson, also known as 2008’s Penthouse Pet of the Year. The clothes-shy brunette is notorious for top shelf jazz mags appearances, and also a relationship with Boston Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz.

Liverpool captain given prestigious honour of promoting property

After plans to launch the Phil Babb Hotel and the Jason McAteer Suites were mysteriously halted, Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard was in London last night to front a new property project. Oblivious to the current economic apocalypse, Azizi investment are to construct The Steven Gerrard Tower (The SGT for locals) on the Palm Jebel Ali, for a mere £150m.

For his willingness to hawk the new property (”The vision and quality of the Azizi brand was what inspired me to be a part of this new forthcoming development” he told a press conference at the Dorchester Hotel) the Liverpool captain will be given a £1m penthouse.

Alex Curran loves to take in the luxuries and excesses of the United Arab Emirates, which means the Gerrard’s will undoubtedly use their new pad more than Rio Ferdinand uses his free Ugandan home.

[The Telegraph]

Great keeper has great looking girlfriend

As if to prove that Petr Cech isn’t the best keeper in the world, he is, Gianluigi Buffon has taken a Czech woman as his lover. And not just any old Czech woman - no, Miss Czech Republic from the 1998 Miss World to be precise. That year, Miss Israel won, but that’s by the by. The point is that this woman is called Alena Seredova, and Buffon’s point is loud and clear - he probably is better than Cech after all.