TaiKai dance could earn players £10,000 and disciplinary action

As a means of promoting the TaiKai betting craze, Betfair are offering any player who does a ridiculous goal celebration dance (ably demonstrated by Page 3 lovely Peta Todd) the princely sum of £10,000. If anyone fancies supplementing their income via the medium of expressive movement, however, they will face the wrath of the FA:

“We have spoken with The FA and expressed our concern at what we see as a wholly inappropriate PR stunt,” said a Premier League spokesman. “We would urge The FA to use their existing relationship with this gambling company to dissuade them from this action.

“We have written to our member clubs to inform them that their players leave themselves open to potential disciplinary action if they endorse this campaign through the enacting of this ‘celebration’.

The FA must be delighted that no one took the offer up at the weekend, although that could be attributed to the fact that none of the big four sides could be bothered to score, and just eight other sides rippled the net.

There can’t be too many players who are willing to debase themselves with this stunt, but if we had to pick the person most likely to do something embarrassing on the pitch to earn a few extra quid in the name of PR, it would probably be the striker who wore pink boots at the weekend…

[The Telegraph via The Offside]

Electronics company find ingenious way to sell HD teles

Like most sane people, we don’t tend to promote advertisements for which we are not getting paid, but an exception should probably made for this effort from Samsung. Not only does it feature Page Three girls knocking Peta Todd (stupid name) and Nikkala Stott knocking a ball about in lingerie, but huge excitable teddy bear Chris Kamara also puts in an appearance.

The football skills may be a little fraudulent, and the premise of Page Three top-shedder Danni Wells sharing a couch with CK (who I believe is a married man) is slightly implausible, but whatever. It takes my mind off of my life.