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Video: When footballers become magician’s assistants


Bayern Munich star does his best Debbie McGhee

When Bayern Munich stars Bastian Schweinsteiger and (Manchester City transfer target) Philipp Lahm went on a man date to see a top magician and sat in the front row, it was inevitable that one of them would get picked on.

Lahm soon found himself part of an illusion that appears baffling easy to figure out, but we’re sure his paymasters weren’t exactly thrilled at the prospect of their highly valuable star being passed through a propeller…

[The Offside]

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Posted: January 5th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Man City target Bayern Munich star, Shay Given wants out, Giulia Siegel is hot


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Guilia Siegel

Not-unattractive WAG Guilia Siegel is about to star in Germany’s version of
I’m a Celebrity. More pictures and info right here.

Manchester Utd have finally completed the transfer of Zoran Tosic and the other Serbain guy
[Football365]

Former Wimbledon striker Marcus Gayle believes Lampard and Gerrard need “20 millimetres of wood
[The Telegraph]

The top ten Steven Gerrard arrest jokes
[Off The Post]

Joe Kinnear vowed he would stay, but Shay Given wants to quit the Toon
[Sky Sports]

Philipp Lahm to Manchester City?
[Bild]

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Posted: January 2nd, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

How the German press have reacted to last night’s game


Hint: they’re not happy

Germany/ England

Obviously, the English press are delighted with last night’s victory in Berlin, but it’s good to know that the German media is just as negative and over-the-top when it comes to embarrassing international defeats.

Bild, Germany’s biggest daily and the equivalent of The Sun, is lamenting the German “B” eleven’s loss to the England “C” Eleven. Somehow, they conclude that a German side without Michael Ballack and Philipp Lahm constitutes a reserve side, and the Three Lions have been downgraded to a “C” for no particular reason.

The Germans have always boasted of their team’s overall strength, rather than the outstanding contributions of any particular player, so it’s interesting to see them blame the loss on Ballack and Lahm’s absence.

Bild believe Die Mannschaft are failing to recover from the power struggle that saw coach Jogi Loew and Michael Ballack fall out, and are calling the defeat the worst since they crashed out 3-0 to the Czech Republic in 2007.

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Posted: November 20th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 114: Nicola Valentina


Lahm’s lady isn’t in Ballack’s good books

Nicola Valentina

If Captain Serious Michael Ballack gets his way, German WAGs will be rushed back over the border to their homeland quicker than you can say “du werdest einer Krankenschwester brauchen.” Ballack’s proposed WAG ban is bad news for the likes of Nicola Valentina, who may not be able to see her Bayern Munich defender boyfriend Philipp Lahm until the end of the tournament.

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Posted: June 18th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Michael Ballack’s free kick against Austria


German captain sends the hosts packing

Austria/ Germany

While dismissed Germany coach Adrien Brody Joachim Loew was kickin’ it with German chancellor Angela Merkel in the stands, Michael Ballack was busy blasting a 30-yard free kick won by Philipp Lahm.

Speaking of Philipp Lahm, why not enter our competition to win yourself a copy of Jumper here.

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Posted: June 17th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey