Man, that lady be deep and shhh…

Contrary to what your wife/girlfriend told you, WAGs are not totally without purpose. They teach people how best to work out, some of them even do this by using words to explain things. It’s inspiring. But not nearly as inspiring as Steven Gerrard’s wife.

For years, great philosophers have been bumbling out intriguing conundrums - what is the sound of one hand clapping? If a tree fall in the woods and no one’s around, what happens to the bear? etc… - but now the masterful Mrs Gerrard has added to that list without even opening her mouth.

What is warm enough for a vest top, and yet cold enough for a scarf?

Deep.

Take that Nietzsche!

[Kickette]