A lovely model with lots of complicated accents in her name

We first encountered former Miss Czech Republic Kateřina Ujfaluši last summer, when she featured in some of the most bizarre photos we have ever seen. If you’ve managed to banish the image from your memory, it was she who posed on some cardboard boxes, protecting the modesty of her husband, Atletico Madrid defender Tomáš Ujfaluši.

C-Ron’s latest conquest speaks of his lazy bedroom technique

Remember Gabriela Endringer? She’s the Portuguese gym instructor whose athletic body “fascinated” Cristiano Ronaldo. To the delight of her father, the tricky winger recently called time on their relationship, but to her father’s dismay, she has celebrated the end of the relationship with an FHM photoshoot and tell-all interview.

Of his world famous steamrollering technique, Gabriela says:

“Ronaldo lets himself be dominated in bed. He’s very affectionate in bed. He’s not aggressive at all. He lets things flow.”

Need something to do for the next 2m35s? Problem solved…

Queen WAG Abbey Clancy is trying on some underwear. Need we say more?

Spoiler bonus: Got a couple more minutes for Miss Clancy? See a sexy bikini photoshoot from the same brilliant TV show after the jump. Come on, you’re already reading football sites at work, don’t pretend you’re too busy…

Czech star attempts the ‘naked on cardboard boxes’ look

Earlier this month, Atletico Madrid signed experienced defender Tomáš Ujfaluši from Fiorentina. The La Liga side, however, may regret their decision when they see these photos taken of the Czech Republic star and his wife Kateřina Ujfaluši. Frightening stuff.

More unsettling images from the fierce Ujfaluši photoshoot below…

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