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Most of the time, George Bush doesn’t need to be photoshopped to look stupid. But the chaps at Uncoached have given it a go anyway

Video: Ashley Carew Scores a Free Kick From His Own Half
[The Offside]

Angry bathers throw water at Flavio Briatore and WAG Elisabetta Gregoraci
[Grid Crasher]

Cheryl Cole even looks good when she’s crying (not that it’s an excuse to treat her bad, Cashley)
[Kickette]

Arsene Wenger: ‘Henry will never play for Manchester Utd’
[Football 365]

Ferguson appoints Hilary Clinton as his assistant in a bid to attract undecided fans to United
[The Gaffer]

Photoshoppers won’t leave Europe’s second best team alone

The internets have been rife with Chelsea-based torment since last week’s Champions League finals, and my two favourite virals arrived in my inbox this week. Who do you prefer - John Terry the distiller or ‘Didier Dogba’?

When it comes to removing unsightly logos and making people look infinitely more attractive than they actually are, Photoshop is a man’s best friend. Use it unwisely, however, and you become a laughing stock. A Spanish newspaper learnt this the hard way, when they let the work experience kid remove an advertisement for a rival publication.

They could do with a hand from The Spoiler’s design team, who are capable of genius like this.