Manchester Utd star to create musical tour de force with Ronaldinho and Ronaldo

Having already conquered the world’s of football and super sexy hotpants, Cristiano Ronaldo has set himself some new goals. According to this morning’s Sun, the tricky winger is entertaining the idea of forming a popular beat combo with (Fat) Ronaldo and Ronaldinho. Oh dear:

“Somebody mentioned to me a few years ago that it would be a great idea if myself, the Brazilian Ronaldo and Ronaldinho made a band called The Three Rs.

“I loved the idea, it was so funny. I’ll mention it to them when I retire, we might even have a No1.”

Ronaldo hasn’t mentioned his slightly ridiculous plan to the King of Nightclubs or the King of Transvestite Prostitutes, but he has made it clear he will be the leader of the triumvirate:

“I don’t know what the other two would like to do but it would be brilliant if I was lead singer.

“You never know, I will have to do something after football.”

We think the pop band make a great post-football career, and a much more interesting alternative to punditry. If C-Ron wishes to get a head start, he would do well to consult the Premier League’s greatest vocalist, Andrei Arshavin.

No, it’s not the woman from the Terminator films

In Germany, Sarah Connor is a huge pop star who has released eight hit albums, and has her own lines of perfume, jeans and cakes. Up until this month, she was married to American popstar Marc Terenzi (I have no idea either), but just days after announcing the split, she has been spotted having dinner with Werder Bremen’s Brazilian midfielder Diego.

According to German tabloid Bild, she had bream and he had beef, and they both drank red wine. Unfortunately, it is not known if they had dessert.

The antipodean lovely who somehow puts up with Lleyton Hewitt

From Sunday, Beijing’s ‘Green Tennis Centre’ (presumably an ironic name) will play host to some of the world’s finest tennis players. Of specific interest is section four of the draw, which will prove tough for Andy Murray as he could face either Rafael Nadal or Lleyton Hewitt on his route to the final.

Unlike Murray, however, the angry Aussie has hotness on his side, in the form of actress wife Bec Hewitt (née Cartwright). You may recognise her as Hayley Smith from Home and Away, or if you’re really cool, you will have seen her playing a troubled teen in Australian high school-based drama Heartbreak High.