Chelsea skipper employs unique defending strategy

Little Dennis Wise isn’t all about needless aggression and taking Mike Ashley’s money for no particular reason. In his late nineties playing career, he also offered free testicular exams, and here he is carrying one out on The Sun’s least informed sports journalist.

Thanks to eagle-eyed Sporno fan Pranav for the spot.

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London derby turns into a love-in

Well done to regular Spoilinho Kwesi, who sent us the above image of an erotic encounter between a man who can take penalties under pressure, and a man who can’t.

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St. Louis Cardinals show us how they roll in the midwest

When those professional rounders players aren’t making exaggerated chewing gestures or ‘hitting homers’, they like nothing more than some mild crotch grabbing. Considering the tightness of those trousers, I think we can all agree that a little homoeroticism now and then is acceptable.

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It may be the emotional atmosphere of a hard-fought game, or it may be the tight trousers, but something has caused American Rounders star Roger Clemens to show everyone his enthusiasm for the sport.

Hilarious fact: Clemens’ step father is named Woody Booher.

Thanks to Nathan for sending us this delightful sport/ porn hybrid. If you’ve seen any great Sporno, send it here and we’ll deliver you a shiny ten pound note if it gets used.

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When Physios get physical…

Over in Americaland, the Boston Celtics and the LA Lakers are currently battling it out in the NBA finals. The Californians won the third game last night, perhaps because Boston’s Sam Cassell over-exerted himself in the warm up. Thanks to Shankar, who also spotted a world class Cassell luggage adjustment.

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The best nude model/ football agent/ Euro 2008 WAG out there

It appears that Nereida Gallardo isn’t the only Spanish WAG who will display her chemically-enhanced chest at the drop of a five Euro note. Today’s WAG of the Day is Nuria Bermúdez, one of Madrid’s most recognized ‘It’ girls who makes Danielle Lloyd’s impressive tally of footballer conquests look laughable.

In her prime, which appears to have begun not long after her fifteenth birthday, she boasted that she had slept with no less than six of Real Madrid’s first team. In addition, she claimed to have exchanged ‘raunchy texts’ with David Beckham and was sued by Luis Figo for suggesting he was two-timing his lovely model wife Helen Svedin with her. Interestingly, neither player ever denied the allegations.

As you may expect from any self-respecting lady who will happily remove her top on live television, she has served her time under C-Ron. During Euro 2008, however, the salacious wild child will be cheering on her new-ish husband, Spanish striker Dani Güiza.

When abnormally tall men with gigantic hands gather to throw a ball into a hoop, Americans simply can’t keep away from the spectacle, so it’s no surprise that some players get a little carried away in the moment. Thanks to Sporno fan Andrew for sharing this tender moment with us.

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As if wearing those skin-tight trousers wasn’t enough, it seems that baseball players simply can’t get enough of each other’s junk. Thanks to Sporno fan Gianni for these latest submissions.

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You can say what you like about Avram Grant’s season, but you just can’t imagine Lamps doing this for him.

Thanks to Spoiler fan Cheryl_Bites for the inaugural Jose Mourinho Sporno.

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