AC Milan defender uses the sexy to get Brazilian’s attention…
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AC Milan defender uses the sexy to get Brazilian’s attention…
Spotted at [ONTD Football]
Spoiler bonus: Check out our extensive Sporno gallery here
1 CommentTags: AC Milan, Champions League, La Liga, Massimo Oddo, Porn, Real Madrid, Serie A, Sporno, Sport
Posted: November 5th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene
Barcelona stars get lost in the moment in Malaga
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Posted: September 28th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey
Oversexed winger takes out frustration on Madrid captain
Tonight, Cristiano Ronaldo will enjoy his first game as a Real Madrid player, against a team he admits he has “never heard of” (that’ll be Shamrock Rovers, a side with whom The Spoiler only had the most passing familiarity).
Training seems to be going well, although it would appear that the Portuguese star is having difficulty locating unscrupulous ladies in Ireland. Either that, or he has found a forceful way to persuade Raul into giving him the number seven shirt.
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1 CommentTags: Cristiano Ronaldo, Porn, Raul, Real Madrid, Shamrock Rovers, Sporno, Sport
Posted: July 20th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey
The art film star who turned a Saint into a sinner
The Spoiler has never seen pornographic material before (ahem) but our smutty friends at Unprofessional Foul lead us to believe that Eva Angelina is a hardcore American bongo actress.
She earns WAG status for her marriage to fellow grot actor Danny Mountain (it’s his real name, we’re assured), a Brit who won praise from Alan Ball while at Southampton, but who was forced to turn to the world of boffing people for money when injury ended his football career.

2 CommentsTags: Danny Mountain, Eva Angelina, Porn, southampton, WAG
Posted: June 23rd, 2009 by Ryan Bailey
Some unusual defending from the Turkcell Süper Lig
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Posted: June 15th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey
He didn’t even get booked! It’s a f**king disgrace!
Michael Ballack may have avoided physical contact with Tom Henning Øvrebø, but Sergi Busquets wasn’t so lucky.
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Posted: May 13th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey
Anderson can hardly believe what he is seeing
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Last night, Ryan Giggs found out exactly why the Estadio do Dragao has such a fearsome reputation. Thanks to Spoiler reader Sarah for submitting this classic example of Champions League Sporno. If you’ve seen any great sport/ porn hybrids lately, send them here and we’ll make you one thousand pennies richer if we use it.
1 CommentTags: Estadio do Dragao, Manchester Utd, Porn, Porto, Raul Meireles, Ryan Giggs, Sporno, Sport
Posted: April 16th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey
Has Chelsea star become Die Mannschaft’s whipping boy?
Poor old Michael Ballack. Not only was his sovereignty as Germany captain questioned by happy slapper Lukas Podolski, but his personal space has also been invaded by Crouch-alike defender Per Mertesacker.
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Posted: April 7th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey