Chinawhite gets a visit from porn queen and drinking King

What better way to secure a place in the Champions League final than to party the night away with the world’s most famous porn star? That’s exactly what Salomon Kalou, Michael Essien and John Terry got up to last night, when they shared London hotspot Chinawhite with bongo legend Jenna Jameson. JT looked quite bleary eyed as he exited the club - the thought of his first Champions League final has obviously left him feeling a little over-emotional.

And who is the ‘drinking King’ referred to in the title, you ask? Well, that’s Ledley King of course - who is summoned to any social function by the faintest whiff

The rudest WAG in the Premier League. Probably.

Thomas Gravesen may be powerless to help Everton reach the hallowed top four this season, but at least the on-loan midfielder gets to come home to the loving embrace of girlfriend Kira Eggers. If you recognise the thirty-three year old WAG then shame on you - she is Denmark’s most famous hardcore porn star. (Do a Google Image Search of her name and you’ll find the kind of stuff that would make even Jermain Defoe blush.)

This Italian porn star is very shy. Apparently.

According to a survey of Hungary’s finest porn stars, David Beckham and Dimitar Berbatov would make the best on-screen partners. Italian bongo icon Elena Grimaldi, however, begs to differ, for she has a secret longing for a certain AC Milan player:

“[I like] Massimo Oddo. But I am simply too shy to talk to him - they say he is a bull in the bed.”

Yes, you read that correctly. A woman who will happily interpret various acts of fornication on film is too shy to ask someone out on a date.