Guess what this lady does for a living…

Gifted with huge disposable income and an unfamiliarity with scruples, world class footballers often turn their attention to ladies of the night in their free time.

Brazilian striker Vagner Love  - the chap dented Aston Villa’s chances of progressing to the next round of the UEFA Cup last night - enjoyed a night with escort and porn star Pamela Butt in 2008, evidence of which is freely available on the web in video form.

One would think that endorsement from a footballer would be great for business, but the Brazilian temptress was unhappy that so many people got so to see going at it for free:

‘I’m very well paid to have sex on camera, but I earned nothing for this. I am two people: Pamela the actress and Pamela the private lady, and today the private lady is defiled.’

Love was much less concerned by the sex tape leak, admitting that his amorous reputation does not “unsettle” him.

Very important former footballer/ pornstar update

Undoubtedly, The Spoiler’s biggest criticism of planetariums (planeteria?) is that they are not nearly sexy enough. Thankfully, Eva Roob (aka Samira Summers aka the German former footballer who turned to bongo films) set out to remedy this situation on a recent visit to her local astronomy theatre.

Want to see more of Eva testing Germany’s public indecency laws? See plenty more NSFW pictures, a video and a link to the uncensored pics after the jump….

Proof that footballers can successfully crossover into ‘art films’

To fans of German women’s football circa 2001, Eva Roob is known as a talented midfielder for FC Nuremberg. However, as we told you yesterday, the 23-year-old blonde from Cologne struggled to make ends meet: “My earnings were not enough and I had to take another job to make money,” she told German tabloid Bild.

Rather than picking up a paper round, Eva decided to take the second most obvious step in supplementing her income, becoming a pornstar operating under the name Samira Summer.

Ok, so she’s not technically a WAG, but a half-eaten Snickers bar says you’re still mighty tempted to hit that ‘Read More’ button…

Chinawhite gets a visit from porn queen and drinking King

What better way to secure a place in the Champions League final than to party the night away with the world’s most famous porn star? That’s exactly what Salomon Kalou, Michael Essien and John Terry got up to last night, when they shared London hotspot Chinawhite with bongo legend Jenna Jameson. JT looked quite bleary eyed as he exited the club - the thought of his first Champions League final has obviously left him feeling a little over-emotional.

And who is the ‘drinking King’ referred to in the title, you ask? Well, that’s Ledley King of course - who is summoned to any social function by the faintest whiff

The rudest WAG in the Premier League. Probably.

Thomas Gravesen may be powerless to help Everton reach the hallowed top four this season, but at least the on-loan midfielder gets to come home to the loving embrace of girlfriend Kira Eggers. If you recognise the thirty-three year old WAG then shame on you - she is Denmark’s most famous hardcore porn star. (Do a Google Image Search of her name and you’ll find the kind of stuff that would make even Jermain Defoe blush.)

This Italian porn star is very shy. Apparently.

According to a survey of Hungary’s finest porn stars, David Beckham and Dimitar Berbatov would make the best on-screen partners. Italian bongo icon Elena Grimaldi, however, begs to differ, for she has a secret longing for a certain AC Milan player:

“[I like] Massimo Oddo. But I am simply too shy to talk to him - they say he is a bull in the bed.”

Yes, you read that correctly. A woman who will happily interpret various acts of fornication on film is too shy to ask someone out on a date.