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A live interview proves a little too much for this volleyball enthusiast
[The Sporting Blog]

An Italian pornstar has painted a portrait of Dimitar Berbatov using her ‘charms’, which she will deliver to him in person (NSFW)
[The Sun]

Gael Clichy denies interest in a move to AC Milan
[The Telegraph]

Football League chairman Lord Mawhinney says the worst of the credit crunch is still to come for clubs
[BBC]

… However the crunch brings good news for Tottenham, who will save £40m on their new stadium
[Daily Mail]

Genoa’s president says Spurs’ £10m for striker Diego Milito will only “buy his ear”
[Sky Sports]

Theo Walcott is selling his underwear on eBay
[Kickette]

Glamour model, adult actress, BMW fan

Linsey Dawn McKenzie entered the world of Waggery in 1996, at the tender age of seventeen. The glamour model and pornstar enjoyed an affair with Wimbledon FC striker Dean Holdsworth, who was ten years her senior and married at the time. The tabloids made a big deal out of the fact that Deano boffed her on the bonnet of his BMW.

The star of Mammary Lane and the enigmatic Naked Striptease Sextravaganza became a bona fide WAG in 2005, when she married another former member of the Crazy Gang, defender Mark Williams (a man who also had the pleasure of romancing topless model Leilani Dowding).

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Grid Crasher reveal an ingenious way to steal a car

Football’s worst fan missile incidents
[Bild]

Why Chelsea need to start winning at Stamford Bridge
[chickendinner]

Arsenal’s perfect captain no longer plays for them
[The Offside]

Bradford offer some bargain basement season tickets
[BBC]

Jungle dewller Carly Zucker is definitely missing Joe Cole
[Kickette]

Alex Ferguson takes a dig at Arsenal, saying Villa can finish in the top four
[Caught Offside]

Slightly NSFW Video: Footballer-turned-pornstar Eva Roob gives advice on stripping
[Dirty Tackle]

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Lamps did nothing for his reputation as a heavy set chap when he broke a treadmill in Italy
[101 Great Goals]

Why Celtic will win their fourth straight SPL
[chickendinner]

Fancy buying an F1 car? Here’s your chance!
[Grid Crasher]

Totally random: A teenager found a bat asleep in her bra. After five hours of wearing it
[BBC]

Spurs to announce big £17m signing by Friday
[Caught Offside]

eBay Item of the Day: A pornstar’s used implants
[Uncoached]