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Arsenal’s perfect captain no longer plays for them
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Bradford offer some bargain basement season tickets
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Alex Ferguson takes a dig at Arsenal, saying Villa can finish in the top four
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Lamps did nothing for his reputation as a heavy set chap when he broke a treadmill in Italy
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Fancy buying an F1 car? Here’s your chance!
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Totally random: A teenager found a bat asleep in her bra. After five hours of wearing it
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Spurs to announce big £17m signing by Friday
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