This week, Cristiano Ronaldo will mostly be boffing…

After working his way through models Gemma Atkinson, Merche Romero and countless prostitutes, it seems that Cristiano Ronaldo’s wild libido has temporarily settled on Mia Judaken, an eighteen-year-old friend of the Ronaldo family. Apparently, the Portuguese winger - who loves to keep his sunglasses on during whoopie - respected her privacy so much, that he even paid off a magazine who were going to publish pictures of the couple before Christmas.