It’s what Jesus would have wanted

With Easter Sunday approaching, every supermarket in the land is packed to the rafters with thousands of generic excuses to end your forty days of abstinence with an orgy of chocolate and queasiness. But if you fancy something a little different to celebrate the life and times of that crazy Jesus guy, why not head to master chocolatiers Thorntons, who have this year marked the most sacred of Christian festivals by producing creepy Posh and Becks easter eggs in the name of charidee. Also available

Like the Duke of Edinburgh, David Beckham always looks like a man struggling to understand what every single thought that goes through his head really means. The world is too damn confusing for these people. But, the similarities don’t end there. The prince of football now shares similar hotel tastes to the famously racist royal.

When his wife, Posh, booked in to do some New York shows with her pop group, The Spice Girls, rather than stay in humble(ish) digs downtown like the rest of the girls, she demanded to be put up in the