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C-Ron is coerced into saying he could one day maybe think about considering the possibility of joining LA Galaxy
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Posh Spice has been interpreting Victorian art
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Why Felipe Massa will win the German Grand Prix
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Justin Timberlake kisses David Beckham’s feet
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Video: A jet ski in a hot tub? Yeah, sure, why not
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“Forget challenging the Big Four - let’s look to the future” says Tottenham boss
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Friday randomness: You got da wrong numbah!
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Queen B helps commemorate a Spoiler landmark

Today, Spoiler readers, is a momentous occasion. Not only does it mark the fact that I have held down a job for 100 consecutive working days (take that, Mr Parole officer!) but it also means we have been celebrating the weird and wonderful world of Waggery for the same amount of time. To mark the centenary (to enjoy all 100 click here), a special kind of lady is needed, so who better than the Queen of all WAGs, Mrs Victoria Caroline Beckham.

The LA Galaxy experiment must have left Beckham feeling pretty fed up. The team consistently under-performs, his only friend away from the pitch has a Hitler haircut and keeps making the same joke about aliens bombing volacanos, and now the wife has got her own friends.

Many people would argue that Kate Beckinsale isn’t strictly a WAG, and in many ways those people would be absolutely right. Mainly because, technically - if you’re really nit-picking - she isn’t a WAG. She’s married to some kind of cigar smoking movie man, the director Len Wiseman. But the big news is that she is POSH SPICE’S new best pal. That makes her an honorary WAG, so ner!

Reality star has had her WAG dream cruelly snatched from her

The UK media’s hunger for all things Beckham has meant even those who attempt to imitate our celeb royalty get a great deal of coverage in the press. Hence, you will probably know of Chanelle Hayes, a 20-year-old who appeared on last year’s Big Brother with the intention of emulating her heroine Posh Spice. Last week she moved one step closer to the lifestyle of her idol, as she officially became the WAG of Middlesbrough defender Seb Hines.

Today, however, it appears that her lifelong WAG ambition has been put on hiatus, as details of Hines’ pregnant live-in girlfriend and two-year-old daughter have emerged. Funny, you’d think that kind of thing would have come up in conversation on the first date…

Posh and Becks turn their skin golden brown the Essex way

One of the advantages of moving to Southern California would have to be the weather - surely even the pastiest of individuals could put a bit of a glow together in such a fortunate climate. With their increasingly hectic lifestyles, however, Mr and Mrs Beckham haven’t had time to lay around in the sun, and a Page Six spy has spotted

Oli Kahn’s promiscuous girl is one of Germany’s top WAGs

Ever wondered how different the universe would be if David Beckham had jacked in his relationship with Posh and run off with Rebecca Loos? In a parallel universe (Germany), this situation played out in full, as Bayern keeper Oliver Kahn left his eight-month pregnant wife for 21-year-old barmaid Verena Kerth. That was 2003, and they’ve

Can you guess which England players can’t be bothered with pants?

After years of sharing massive baths and using changing areas for business meetings, footballers have no problem with being naked. As both Gerrard and Beckham will attest to.

According to this morning’s Sun, Gerrard has taken to visiting the local ‘ozzie’ for his groin scans without bothering to wear underpants. This has left shocked nurses bemused to the point where they gave him some boxers from the Gap as