Blonde beauty makes questionable adulterous claim

David Beckham is no stranger to accusations of adultery, and the latest unscrupulous beauty who claims to have caught his eye goes by the name Mariann Fogarassy.

The Hungarian model says she met Beckham at a money-spinning AC Milan game in Hungary last week (they played a selection of Hungarian stars in Budapest last Wednesday for no particular reason). She says Beckham has since been emailing her, and has invited her to a private party.

The Daily Star - who confusingly suggest the pair met at an Inter Milan game - have quotes from the lady herself:

“I got myself an official Milan shirt, and I went to the stadium hours before the game.

“I found an Italian TV crew, and I pretended I’d tripped over their cables.

“When they helped me, I started to tag along with them until finally I got hold of an official pass from them. And when they entered the stadium and did interviews and pictures with the stars, of course, I was there too.”

Mrs Beckham fears husband is addicted to ink

Presumably after having spent enough time with the wife and kids this Christmas, David Beckham went off to see his old friend Louis Malloy, the Mancunian artist responsible for most of the decorations on the MLS/ Serie A star’s skin.

Mr B’s new tattoo is written in Hebrew (a wise choice seeing that the Hindi etching of “Victoria” on his arm is misspelled), and reads: “My son, do not forget my teaching but keep my commands in your heart.”

Posh Spice, who has more tattoos than a nineteenth century sailor, is apparently worried that her husband is addicted to getting ink done, and wants him to leave some skin unmarked. She probably didn’t feel the same way, however, when he had a naked robo-spice tribute forever drawn onto his forearm…

Don’t start, it’s totally addictive

Ever since Rio Ferdinand made his off-the-cuff comment about the WAGs having a circus effect on team England, The Spoiler has become completely obsessed with clowns. So much so, that we now want to build a WAG Circus of our own. Above is Queen of the Clowns, Victoria Beckham.

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Queen B helps commemorate a Spoiler landmark

Today, Spoiler readers, is a momentous occasion. Not only does it mark the fact that I have held down a job for 100 consecutive working days (take that, Mr Parole officer!) but it also means we have been celebrating the weird and wonderful world of Waggery for the same amount of time. To mark the centenary (to enjoy all 100 click here), a special kind of lady is needed, so who better than the Queen of all WAGs, Mrs Victoria Caroline Beckham.

The LA Galaxy experiment must have left Beckham feeling pretty fed up. The team consistently under-performs, his only friend away from the pitch has a Hitler haircut and keeps making the same joke about aliens bombing volacanos, and now the wife has got her own friends.

Many people would argue that Kate Beckinsale isn’t strictly a WAG, and in many ways those people would be absolutely right. Mainly because, technically - if you’re really nit-picking - she isn’t a WAG. She’s married to some kind of cigar smoking movie man, the director Len Wiseman. But the big news is that she is POSH SPICE’S new best pal. That makes her an honorary WAG, so ner!

Reality star has had her WAG dream cruelly snatched from her

The UK media’s hunger for all things Beckham has meant even those who attempt to imitate our celeb royalty get a great deal of coverage in the press. Hence, you will probably know of Chanelle Hayes, a 20-year-old who appeared on last year’s Big Brother with the intention of emulating her heroine Posh Spice. Last week she moved one step closer to the lifestyle of her idol, as she officially became the WAG of Middlesbrough defender Seb Hines.

Today, however, it appears that her lifelong WAG ambition has been put on hiatus, as details of Hines’ pregnant live-in girlfriend and two-year-old daughter have emerged. Funny, you’d think that kind of thing would have come up in conversation on the first date…