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Chelsea’s transfer embargo suspended by CAS, Ancelotti gets shopping list out


Expect a megayacht-load of new faces rocking up at the Bridge…

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The Court of Arbitration for Sport have temporarily suspended Chelsea’s FIFA-imposed two-window transfer ban, leaving the Blues free to sign players until a final decision has been made over their appeal:

The FIFA Dispute Resolution Chamber imposed, inter alia, a restriction of four months’ ineligibility on Mr Gael Kakuta, and Chelsea Football Club Ltd was banned from registering any new players, either nationally or internationally, for the next two complete, consecutive registration periods. Such sanctions are now stayed until the CAS renders its final decision in this matter.

Despite this (unsurprising) bit of good fortune, the success of Chelsea’s appeal isn’t guaranteed - there’ll almost certainly be a stockpiling of players in the January transfer window, especially if Ron Gourlay wants two Champions League trophies in the next five years.

So who should be top of the shopping list? Sergio Aguero? Angel di Maria? Frank Ribery?

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Posted: November 6th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Poll: Do Arsenal now have the worst goalkeeping situation in the Premier League?


Not another Wenger blind spot

Wrong way again mate

Steven Howard in today’s Sun no less, has piled onto the bandwagon marked ‘Arsenal goalkeeping crisis’ and let rip. Howard writes:

“They have four goalkeepers on the books - Vito Mannone, Manuel Almunia, Lukasz Fabianski and teen Wojciech Szczesny - and none, for one reason or other, look up to the job.”

before making the stunning claim

“In fact, you would be hard pushed to find a Premier League club WITHOUT a better keeper than the four at Arsenal.”

Well thespoiler has been scratching itself having a good think this morning, and we reckon maybe Chelsea and Birmingham City are the only clubs without a better keeper than Arsenal - your thoughts below please…

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Posted: October 30th, 2009 by Eliot Pollak

Which Premier League footballer is this?


Loving the jumper

Who am I?

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Posted: October 28th, 2009 by Eliot Pollak

Lampard’s new ladyfriend off the telly, some classic South American cheating, and help name Spurs’ new ground


Coming to a computer near you…

A triumph for ugly men everywhere

Frank Lampard still looking for The One (Show)
( Metro )

Is this the most open Premier League title race ever?
( Telegraph )

Legend Ariel Ortega does what we expect Argentinian no 10s to do - cheat
( 101gg )

Steve Gibson has a long way to go - Atletico name nine coaches in one day
( Guardian )

And name Tottenham’s new stadium
( Pies )

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Posted: October 27th, 2009 by Eliot Pollak

Football QI - Here to bust all your Premier League myths


More informative than being told Peter Crouch has a good touch for such a big man

Come on Norwich

1. All hail Thomas Vermalen:
Let’s not bother actually. He may have scored four goals already, but Arsenal have never conceded more than eleven goals in their first nine Premier League goals. Until now - they’ve shipped thirteen this season already.

2. Referees favour Manchester United:
Which would be why they are the only club in the league to have received more than one red card this season.

3. Aston Villa are such a threat on the break.
Only a threat to those sitting behind the goal. Villa have had the least shots on target of any Premier League club this season.

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Posted: October 27th, 2009 by Eliot Pollak

Sixy Time - Six best Premier League derby matches


Fights, Camera, Action

Nice to see you sir

If you’re not a fan of physical violence, it may be wise to avoid East Lancashire this weekend. Sunday sees the first top-division derby between Burnley and Blackburn since New Years Day 1966, and a bit of tear-up is sadly inevitable.

To get you in the mood, thespoiler lists its six favourite Premier League derbies of all time. Clicking ‘Read More’ should do the trick…

Read more

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Posted: October 16th, 2009 by Eliot Pollak

Redknapp: “Portsmouth will not get relegated this season”


Manager says thing that probably isn’t true

Harry Redknapp and Avram Grant

In the weekly column written for him by a Sun journalist, Harry Redknapp never fails to say something contestable, and this week is no exception. While congratulating his former technical director Avram Grant for re-joining the Portsmouth management team, the Tottenham boss expressed both his confidence in his former employers and a charming naivety concerning the relegation betting market:

There is a new owner, a new man to help Paul and a win under their belts. They will not get relegated this season.

If I were a betting man I’d even put 25 pence each-way on that!

Is ‘Arry right to suggest Avram Grant et al can turn things around, or can they look forward to a couple of fixtures against Hull in the fizzy pop league next year? Let us know below. Or don’t. Whatever…

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Posted: October 8th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Arsenal departure rumours, Everton drug scandal and Abbey Clancy hotness


Also appearing on a computer near you…

We can’t help but think a Premier League player would have made a bigger deal of being kicked in the head
[Dirty Tackle]

Cristiano Ronaldo is set to help Portugal struggle to qualify for the World Cup this weekend
[Goal.com]

Everton’s Jose Baxter arrested on suspicion of dealing cannabis
[Off The Post]

Abbey Clancy
and Cheryl Cole rock the red carpet
[Kickette]

Tomas Rosicky could be injured for someone else next season
[Caught Offside]

Follow us on Twitter
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Yet more rumours that Cesc Fabregas’ days in north London are coming to an end
[Daily Mail]

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Posted: October 6th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey