So that’s another Grand Slam Sunday done, with two things conclusively settled. One, that Manchester United will win the league, and two, that you should never ask a Premier League manager for directions, however lost you are, such is their pathetic grip on reality.
Sir Alex, a man who hilariously claims his players haven’t indulged in referee-baiting since he ordered them to desist years ago, can hardly be trusted to even accurately describe the route he took to work.
Arsene Wenger is more interested in showing you the most beautiful journey than getting you where you need to go.
Rafa Benitez, who thought Liverpool could still win the league on Sunday morning, is the sort who would be generous with his help but would make you wish you’d never asked, and poor old Avram Grant inspires so little faith that even his own fans
Will Mr Expressionless could bag JT and the boys another title
Just a few short weeks ago, Chelsea were the team who had crashed out of two cups and who were destined for a forgettable season (by their standards, that is). Now, they have leapfrogged deadlock-lovin’ Arsenal to become second favourites in the title race, and also third favourites to claim a first Champions League title.
Manchester United and Arsenal have yet to visit Stamford Bridge, where both will be charged with breaking Chelsea’s 77 game unbeaten home run. In what is shaping up to be one of the more interesting seasons in recent memory, can the Blues put another twist in the tale by diverting the trophy from its likely Manchester destination? Vote now!
