Boy, now that’s a set of legs!

Don’t play it all cool - you spent the summer of 2003 dancing around your room to Superstar by Jamelia. Everyone did. Probably even Roy Keane, and he’s a tough guy. Not that there is any link between the two - oh no, she’s more of a lower leagues girl. The lucky gent using her long legs as giant hot water bottles is Darren Byfield. That’s right, the star striker who’s played for Gillingham, Millwall, Sunderland, Villa, Walsall, and, most recently, Bristol City.