Magpies continue to stand by vile waste of blood and organs
Yesterday, Roy Orbison-alike Joey Barton learned that the FA have served him with a fifteen match ban and a whopping fine of two weeks’ wages for the cowardly beating he dished out to former team-mate Ousmane Dabo. After returning from prison for the random attack on a sixteen year old lad (shown above), the FA were hoping that Newcastle would turn their back on their troubled investment, but KK and co have welcomed the disgraced midfielder back with open arms.
In most other professions, dishing out beatings, being over-zealous with cigars and getting banged up for violent crimes would be instant grounds for dismissal.
So, should Joey Barton’s disgusting behaviour have permanently disqualified him from taking home around £57,000 a week for a dream job, or should we be all forgiving and let the reformed little rapscallion have another chance at decking a colleague?
Newcastle thug made to serve a little more of his debt to society
Vile cretin Joey Barton was expecting to be released from the clink yesterday after serving just eight weeks of his six month prison sentence, given for dishing out the beating shown above. The disgraceful waste of space, however, will continue to drain taxpayers’ resources as probation chiefs did an eleventh hour U-turn on plans to let him go:
“[…] parole board chiefs have ruled he must serve at least half his sentence.
“Newcastle United midfielder Barton, jailed in May, now faces another month in Manchester’s Strangeways Prison before being eligible for release on August 13.”
The brainless moron will now be released no earlier than three days before Newcastle’sseason opener at Old Trafford. Let’s hope he never pulls on a black and white striped kit, or any other kit for that matter, again.
Warning: contains strong images of a complete muppet
One of Joey ‘waste of blood and organs’ Barton’s victims in the video abovewas just sixteen, and was left with broken teeth. The Sun have today made the unsubstantiated claim that Newcastle have terminated his contract, and if the clubs in this country have any sense, they’ll make sure he isn’t employed as a professional footballer again.
Unfortunately for society, the unthinkably stupid and dangerous man is going to be back on the streets in a matter of days.
Ahh, the race was on, and Barton won it. Every year, as soon as the Premier League season finishes, the players dash home, throw all of their stuff into a bag and zoom off to unwind somewhere lovely - the big question is who will get away first? And where the hell will they go?
Often they’ll head off to a dreamy beach hut or a luxury villa. But in the case of Newcastle United enforcer, Joey Barton, he’s chosen to spend his summer languishing behind bars wondering if it was really worth punching that teenager in the face outside McDonalds back in December. Chances are it wasn’t.
Wondering how the Premier League’s most obnoxious individual is getting on?
That little scamp Joey Barton has been ringing in the New Year at Her Majesty’s pleasure, but how has he been getting on without his eye-burning cigars and his best fighting jumper? Has he been CS gassed yet? Is he running errands for a large man called Sally? Find out with our exclusive “New Year at Barton’s” snapshot album.
