She’s not shy, this one

Real Madrid’s Dutch winger Royston Drenthe - also known as Edgar David’s nephew - has reportedly sparked up a relationship with Spanish glamour model Malena Gracia.

Going out with a Playboy model who refuses to be photographed wearing clothes sounds great, but apparently Drenthe’s wife - who is expecting their second child - isn’t too happy.

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Guess what this lady does for a living…

Gifted with huge disposable income and an unfamiliarity with scruples, world class footballers often turn their attention to ladies of the night in their free time.

Brazilian striker Vagner Love  - the chap dented Aston Villa’s chances of progressing to the next round of the UEFA Cup last night - enjoyed a night with escort and porn star Pamela Butt in 2008, evidence of which is freely available on the web in video form.

One would think that endorsement from a footballer would be great for business, but the Brazilian temptress was unhappy that so many people got so to see going at it for free:

‘I’m very well paid to have sex on camera, but I earned nothing for this. I am two people: Pamela the actress and Pamela the private lady, and today the private lady is defiled.’

Love was much less concerned by the sex tape leak, admitting that his amorous reputation does not “unsettle” him.

Chelsea star’s former wife is back on the WAG circuit

Chelsea’s Portuguese/ Brazilian midfielder Deco already had an ex-wife and two sons when he met Jaciara at a party, but he was so impressed by her reticence to use a surname that he married her in April 2005, and had a son and a daughter. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out for the couple, and they divorced in March of this year.

Since then, Deco may have found a candidate for wife number three in Ana Paula, while his former flame has recently shacked up with dope test fan Fernando Couto, currently defending at Parma.

Fortunately he didn’t have access to a golf club

In news that will undoubtedly rock the foundations of the football community, Craig Bellamy has been accused of abusing a female fan during last night’s 5-3 friendly win over Ipswich:

Bellamy was substituted with a leg injury halfway through the first half and, as he limped off, the £7million star became embroiled in a war of words.

The fan instantly reported the player’s outburst to a nearby police officer. Suffolk police spokesman Mark Norman said: “Officials of Ipswich and West Ham are both aware that an incident has taken place.” It overshadowed a thrilling night of football at Portman Road.

Allegedly the striker, who has already been in trouble with the fuzz in the closed season for going to town on a charity worker, was goaded by a female fan as he left the field. He said: “F*cking Ipswich prostitutes.” It’s very easy to lambast the tattooed Welshman for his outburst, but that’s quite a witty off-the-cuff retort for a man with whose idea of a good time is racially aggravated assault.

The mahogany one sends a lady of loose morals packing

Another piece of football gossip has reared its head at Spoiler Towers, courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights:

This former female reality star and now just a D list wannabe decided to make a move on the mahogany one also known as Ronaldo. She offered her services to him for the evening at a reasonable $5000 at which point he laughed and laughed and said, “Look around. Look at me. Why would I pay for anyone?”

Spoiler truth-o-meter: If a story involves Cristiano Ronaldo and prostitutes, it is almost certainly 100 per cent true. If you wish to know the identity of the lady in question, the commenting folk here have a pretty good idea.

Here’s the (rather good) reason C-Ron left Nereida

Cristiano Ronaldo’s non-prostitute-based romantic history is peppered with lovely-brunette-model-types - Gemma Atkinson (who was brunette at the time), Mia Judaken, Karina Ferro, and most recently Nereida Gallardo - and he has just added one more to his little black book.

Her name is Letizia Filippi, and she is a 30-year-old model (seven years his senior) and TV personality from Foligno, Italy. The pair met at a yacht party during one of Ronaldo’s numerous holidays this summer, and the Manchester Utd star has since sent her flowers and had dinner with her. One Italian newspaper claimed Letizia stole his attention with a ‘gaze that melted him like an icicle in the sun’. How nice for him.