Tomorrow’s headlines today…

Sick of sticking to the same old weekly pattern of tomorrow following today etc? Then great news, man! Here’s what the papers are going to be saying in the morning…

Calderon wastes opportunity
Ramon Calderon has become an expert in sending out mixed signals over the last few weeks, telling the world and Rafael Nadal that Ronaldo is on his way to Real Madrid one minute, then making out he was just kidding the next. Now Marca have reported that the Glazers are ready to sell Ronaldo after all, but given a chance to stir things up on Radio 5 Live, Calderon thought it best to deny everything. What is that little minx up to?

Fat Ronaldo going Dutch?
PSV Eindhoven have been so impressed with Ronaldo’s big blubbery stomach (pictured) and smooth smoking technique that they want to bring him back ‘home’ to, um, Holland. “Perhaps something beautiful will happen this summer,” honked manager Huub Stevens, before mysteriously adding, “it’s possible that we can eventually make use of him in another role as well.” Hang on - Holland? Another role? Gimp mask? Don’t do it, Ronny!

The best sports on the telebox tonight

English clubs are flying high in Europe right now, but Everton and Tottenham are hanging on for dear life in the Champions League’s less-respected little brother. Both are chasing a deficit in tonight’s Round of 32 second leg, and both are more than likely to miss out on a place at the City of Manchester stadium final in May. Still, if you fancy a patriotic bet - maybe a surprise English double - head to the oddschicken for the best odds available.

UEFA Cup Round of 32
Everton/ Fiorentina (ITV4, 7.45pm)
PSV Eindhoven/ Tottenham Hotspur (Five, 7.45pm)

Cricket
New Zealand/ England (Sky Sports 1, 9pm)

The best sports on the telebox tonight

Good news for fans of Europe’s least favourite cup - the days of UEFA Cup games being banished to Channel Five or ITV426+1 are over (for now). The competition still takes place on the worst day of the week for football, but Juande Ramos will strive to continue his excellent European record against PSV in ITV1’s primetime slot. People hoping to see another sub-par drama special with the guy from Cold Feet in it may be disappointed, but you may make the evening’s events a little more interesting with a punt - Spurs are 7/10 favourites to win tonight and 6/1 to win the competition outright.

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UEFA Cup Round of 16

Fiorentina/ Everton (ITV4, 7.45pm)
Rangers/ Werder Bremen (BBC1 Scotland, 8pm)
Tottenham Hotspur/ PSV Eindhoven (ITV1, 8.05pm)