The world’s hottest pretend adult film star

It’s been a while since The Spoiler paid attention to the fine supporting ladies of North America, so here’s Kelly Carlson. The 33-year-old actress is a staple fixture in lad’s mags, and is best known for her role as a porn star in Nip/Tuck. Since February 2008, she has been the WAG (or “puck bunny”) of former NHL star Tie Domi, a man who is punching well above his weight.

Supermodel, marathoner and hemorrhoid cream spokesperson

The 1980s were a simpler time: no one was troubled by spam emails, Simon Cowell had yet to infect popular music with his cynical money making machine and supermodels with big hair were all photographed in soft focus. One such supermodel was Kim Alexis, who married former Canadian ice hockey star Ron Duguay back in the day.

The Czech supermodel who found love on the ice

Jaromír Jágr is regarded as one of the all-time great NHL players, so its wholly appropriate that the Czech enjoyed the company of a supermodel girlfriend.

Nudity advocate Andrea Veresova was his go-to girl for many years, but unfortunately (for him) they went their separate ways in 2003.

New Zealand’s greatest non-Flight of the Conchords export

Best known for a fifteen-year marriage to old dinosaur Rod Stewart, Kiwi beauty Rachel Hunter has also graced the bedroom of several prominent NHL stars, earning her the coveted “Puck Bunny” title.

She enjoyed a lengthy relationship with Sean Avery, the chap serving a ban for taunting colleague Dion Phaneuf for romancing his “sloppy seconds”, Elisha Cuthbert. Rachel is currently engaged to LA Kings star Jarret Stroll, thirteen years her junior. Apparently, age really isn’t an issue for this lady.

Don’t you hate it when sand gets stuck to your suntan lotion?

Lucky Czechoslovakian NHL star Petr Nedved managed to persuade Victoria’s Secret supermodel Veronika Varekova to become his wife in 2004. Understandably, the ice hockey pro wanted to be near his wife in New York City, so in 2006 he requested a transfer to the Eastern Conference. Unfortunately, this proved to be the kiss of death for their relationship, as they separated. Soon after, Nedved’s career started to peter out and he returned to his home country in 2007, supermodel-less and alone. 

The second most famous Baywatch blonde

If you ever caught an episode of the most popular television show of all time, you may have noticed a certain blonde lady who helped to defend humanity against the ocean. That blonde lady was probably the generously-constructed Pamela Anderson, but Gena Lee Nolin was also world renowned for her slow-motion running and ability to wear a red swimsuit.

These days, Gena is living with her third husband (her first marriage lasted a month and a day) Cale Hulse, a Canadian NHL star who hung up his puck and punching gloves in 2006.

Oksana isn’t the only hot Swedish WAG in town

Joining fellow puck bunnies Hilary Duff and Elisha Cuthbert today is Emma Andersson. Her brunette locks may suggest otherwise, but Emma is Swedish, and has forged a successful career in her homeland as a model, chef and TV personality. She is currently engaged to the Detroit Red Wings’ Henrik Zetterberg (whose lumberjack beard makes him unmistakably Swedish) and has moved from the land of saunas and affordable flat-pack furniture to Michigan, in order to be close to her man.

The best thing to come from Texas since George W… nevermind

The terribly pretty ladies who find companionship with members of the National Hockey League are affectionately known in North America as ‘Puck Bunnies’, and the two leading individuals in this field are Elisha Cuthbert (Jack Bauer’s incredibly clumsy daughter in 24) and Hilary Duff. The latter is a multi-talented children’s TV star, pop singer and ‘entrepreneur’ who is rumoured to be engaged to New York Islanders star Mike Comrie.