Shocking signs of double standards in football

It’s always a bit embarrassing when your plan to bribe high powered officials with beautifully tanned prostitutes is found out - especially if you’re FC Porto, and the underhand referee sex exchange took place back in 2003/2004, when everything was going just swimmingly.

They won the Champions League that year, but only now, many moons later, have the high priests from UEFA decided to dish out their punishment