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WithLeather insist that every tackle box needs a Wunder Boner

Rotherham Utd striker Alex Rhodes has had a 145-word Nelson Mandela speech tattooed on his leg
[Football League]

Why Villa are still unlikely to break the Big Four
[chickendinner]

Video: Liverpool impressionist Darren Farley meets Rafa and Nando
[101 Great Goals]

Unlike every other man on the planet, Lewis Hamilton doesn’t like the Pussycat Dolls’ sexy outfits
[Grid Crasher]

‘Phonics singer Kelly Jones spills the beans on the Rooney wedding
[Wales Online via Kickette]

Victoria Vanucci is the hottest ex-tennis player in the world
[Polite Applause]

Wenger: Eboue will play on Wednesday
[Football365]

Say hello to an American socialite with a large bottom

Kim Kardashian has two prominent links to American football - not only is she the daughter of Robert Kardashian, the lawyer who helped possible-murderer-definite-armed-robber OJ Simpson escape prison back in the day, but she is currently at it with New Orleans Saints poster boy Reggie Bush.

Queen of WAGs gets a steamy girlband makeover

If there’s one WAG who can outsexy Lewis Hamilton’s current lady of choice - Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls - then it’s Mrs Peter Crouch. Here’s Abbey getting ‘made up’ on her fashion show, the imaginatively-titled The Fashion Show.

(When she finally shows her raunchy popstar ensemble to the band, note the area of her body the cameraman is most keen to zoom in on.)

Meanwhile, elsewhere on the internet…

It’s 2 Tone Tuesday in The Spoiler office!

Probably the worst job in the world

[Kickette]

Ex-Hamilton fans start melting things

[Gridcrasher]

Boxing, Pussycat Doll style

[With Leather]

Serena Williams slips into a tiny bikini

[Polite Applause]

Greatest film ever made, Red Dawn (in full)

[chiefwashharris]

Great Sporting Losers

[The Guardian]

Rugby WAG, Kelly Brook, treading the boards

[Egotastic]

Why England won’t with the Stanford millions

[Chickendinner]

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Today’s link dump will be accompanied by the haunting sounds of Esther Phillips singing a song about drugs. Winehouse, we assume you’re listening…

The frightening truth about lovely steroids

[With Leather]

Pussycat Doll intends to write some kind of song for Hamilton

[Grid Crasher]

Newcastle new boy looks like Liverpool legend

[Pies]

Make money from the art of gentlemanly cricket

[Chickendinner]

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A tip of the cap to the gentlefolk at WithLeather, who have unearthed a rather splendid gallery of everybody’s favourite Olympian Leryn Franco

How Spurs got it all wrong with Dimitar Berbatov
[The Offside]

A Swedish TV commentator has outraged Germans by alluding to a certain Mr A Hitler during the Olympics
[Bild]

Is Lewis Hamilton house hunting with his Pussycat Doll?
[Grid Crasher]

Kaka says no to Chelsea
[Football365]

Keeper facing permanent deafness after a fan threw a firecracker at him
[The Beautiful Game]

Miss Grenada speaks out after being two-timed by McLaren star

Ahead of the weekend’s British Grand Prix action, Grid Crasher editor Ollie Irish steps in to tell us about the latest adventures of the world’s favourite Swiss racing driver…

Miss Grenada, aka Vivian Burkhardt, has ripped into Lewis Hamilton, after discovering that he had two-timed her with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

“His life away from the track is far from glamorous,” Burkhardt told the News of the Screws. “Despite his huge wealth, I hate his lifestyle and feel sorry for him. There he is in Switzerland, where he has no friends, no family, just this amazing four-bedroom flat in the richest part of the city - but it’s simply big and empty.”

Ouch. Imagine having to live in Switzerland with no friends. A terrible double whammy.

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David Beckham is bland and boring an interviewer’s dream
[The Offside Rules]

Cristiano Ronaldo is buying a house in a fancy Madrid suburb
[Caught Offside]

chickendinner present ten reasons why Spain will win Euro 2008
[chickendinner]

Lewis Hamilton out and about with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger
[Grid Crasher]

Pictures from this week’s American charity game featuring Thierry Henry, Robbie Fowler et al
[Unprofessional Foul]

Wenger’s aggressive faxing paid off: Adebayor is staying at Arsenal. Maybe.
[Football 365]

UEFA could be sued for the Germany/ Turkey TV blackout incident
[101 Great Goals]

Iraq have disbanded their national team
[SportsbyBrooks]