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Today’s link dump will be accompanied by the haunting sounds of Esther Phillips singing a song about drugs. Winehouse, we assume you’re listening…

The frightening truth about lovely steroids

[With Leather]

Pussycat Doll intends to write some kind of song for Hamilton

[Grid Crasher]

Newcastle new boy looks like Liverpool legend

[Pies]

Make money from the art of gentlemanly cricket

[Chickendinner]

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A tip of the cap to the gentlefolk at WithLeather, who have unearthed a rather splendid gallery of everybody’s favourite Olympian Leryn Franco

How Spurs got it all wrong with Dimitar Berbatov
[The Offside]

A Swedish TV commentator has outraged Germans by alluding to a certain Mr A Hitler during the Olympics
[Bild]

Is Lewis Hamilton house hunting with his Pussycat Doll?
[Grid Crasher]

Kaka says no to Chelsea
[Football365]

Keeper facing permanent deafness after a fan threw a firecracker at him
[The Beautiful Game]

Miss Grenada speaks out after being two-timed by McLaren star

Ahead of the weekend’s British Grand Prix action, Grid Crasher editor Ollie Irish steps in to tell us about the latest adventures of the world’s favourite Swiss racing driver…

Miss Grenada, aka Vivian Burkhardt, has ripped into Lewis Hamilton, after discovering that he had two-timed her with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

“His life away from the track is far from glamorous,” Burkhardt told the News of the Screws. “Despite his huge wealth, I hate his lifestyle and feel sorry for him. There he is in Switzerland, where he has no friends, no family, just this amazing four-bedroom flat in the richest part of the city - but it’s simply big and empty.”

Ouch. Imagine having to live in Switzerland with no friends. A terrible double whammy.

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David Beckham is bland and boring an interviewer’s dream
[The Offside Rules]

Cristiano Ronaldo is buying a house in a fancy Madrid suburb
[Caught Offside]

chickendinner present ten reasons why Spain will win Euro 2008
[chickendinner]

Lewis Hamilton out and about with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger
[Grid Crasher]

Pictures from this week’s American charity game featuring Thierry Henry, Robbie Fowler et al
[Unprofessional Foul]

Wenger’s aggressive faxing paid off: Adebayor is staying at Arsenal. Maybe.
[Football 365]

UEFA could be sued for the Germany/ Turkey TV blackout incident
[101 Great Goals]

Iraq have disbanded their national team
[SportsbyBrooks]

The latest beauty to adorn Hamilton’s arm

A little while ago, the gruff and manly folk over at Grid Crasher had it on good authority that Swiss Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was dating Australia’s second favourite Minogue. To Dannii’s dismay, the McLaren Mercedes ace then bowled up to the Indiana Jones premiere in Cannes with Miss World contestant Vivian Burkhardt.

His world class philandering has now taken yet another sexy turn, as he spent most of his free time in Monaco last weekend hiding from the rain with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. Apparently, the couple have been seeing each other ‘on and off’ for three months, and Nicole recently gushed the following melodramatic drivel to German newspaper Bild:

‘I love his soul. When I saw him for the first time, I was located in an enormous crowd. We are soul mates.’

Enjoy today’s Link Dump to the sound of Detroit legends MC5

Danielle Lloyd used to be such a beautiful young racist, yet she has somehow morphed into a strange mass of weird surgical practices and hair bleach.

[Daily Star]

Jump a mini cooper through Danielle’s gorgeous yet oversized (she looks a bit like Elvis) face

[Banboredom]

Note to photographers/ads people: football is NOT war.

[Kickette]

Terry vs Ferdinand

[Pies]

That talented lady from the Pussycat Dolls is going out with Lewis Hamilton, apparently.

[Grid Crasher]

Everything you MUST know about the French Open.

[chickendinner]

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Brazilian footballer arrested in India for being too rich
[The Offside]

Robospice is joining the Pussycat Dolls
[This Is Extra Time]

Ten predictions for the forthcoming Spanish Grand Prix
[Grid Crasher]

Spain won’t be banned from Euro 2008 after all
[Euro 2008 Blog]

Will Alex Ferguson’s son take over at Manchester Utd?
[chickendinner Bet Blog]