The Spoiler

The list: football stars who would make good Bond villains


With a new Bond movie in cinemas, The Spoiler imagines which football personalities could double as the bad guy opposite 007

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Jose Mourinho as Scaramanga (The Man With the Golden Gun)
Suave, vain, deluded… why, Jose is perfect to play the island-dwelling assassin with three nipples.

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