Serial footballer admirer snares victim number six

Danielle Lloyd is to footballer steamrollerings what Bob Dylan is to songwriting: prolific. Until this day she had still to be inducted into the WAG of the Day hall of fame, however, on account of her new “relationship” with Liverpool rapper/ footballer Ryan Babel, the not-a-racist-but-says-racist-things glamour model has finally earned her place.

Owner of ill-fated swimming pool in thoroughly un-PC sketch

These days, there simply aren’t enough light entertainment personalities who are willing to ‘black up’ and feign Jamaican accents in the name of family fun. Because that’s acceptable, right?

Here’s Michael Barrymore ‘playing’ John Barnes on the BBC’s coverage of the 1984 FA Cup Final. Oh boy.

Fellow Eastern European emigre warns of ‘dark-skinned people’

Sergio Rebrov, who contributed little except for bad feeling in return for a pay packet at Tottenham, has been kind enough to offer advice to Roman Pavlyuchenko following his arrival in North London. Yet he didn’t dispense useful tips for avoiding traffic on the north circular or let him know that an umbrella might come in handy in Blighty - his comments had a much more discriminatory tinge:

‘I wouldn’t go for a walk on my own around White Hart Lane.

‘A lot of dark skinned people live there. So naturally the crime rate is higher than anywhere else.

‘It’s not nice to be a robbery victim. So I suggest that Roman doesn’t walk but drives around that area.’

Perhaps Rebrov thinks life is much more glamorous in his hometown of Horlivka, where the decline of the mining industry has made it more depressing than listening to a Coldplay album while thinking about how much cheaper petrol was five years ago. As if this wasn’t bad enough,

Basketball team find subtle way to offend their hosts

Spain (the country whose national manager referred to Thierry Henry as a ‘black shit’, whose fans greeted the England team with monkey chants and whose Formula One supporters found their own special way of welcoming Lewis Hamilton) have enhanced their reputation as world leaders in the field of racism by making ’slit-eyed’ gestures prior to participating in the Beijing basketball tournament.

Clearly, Spanish marketing executives believe the best way to promote good and services is through overt discrimination, as the snap above is actually part of an advertisement for a courier company. The posed faux-pas enjoyed a full-page in Spanish sport daily Marca, and according to The Guardian, no one involved in the advert believed it to be offensive, and they did not consider it inappropriate in light of their bid for the Olympiad in 2016 or 2020.

Cuckolding WAG has bizarre botox procedure

On my daily quest to defame Britain’s favourite serial WAG/ racist, I stumbled upon this story. I still can’t quite believe it can be real, but it is being carried by several Lloyd fan blogs and she’s superficial enough to do it. Anyway, if it helps to lower her in the estimation of society, then it’s good enough for me:

Danielle Lloyd has had Botox injected in her armpits in a desperate bid to cure her sweat problem.

The former Miss Great Britain was so

There’s no place for racist models on social networking site

We at The Spoiler spend a more-than-reasonable amount of time on Facebook, and I was recently invited to a new group by a model friend. The group is called ‘Charlotte over Danielle any day’, and it’s position in the WAG war between Charlotte Meares and Danielle Lloyd is clear: ‘Charlotte is better off away from that c*nt and his slag of a girlfriend,’ reads the group description.

A number of prominent models, who Dani may have once counted among her friends, have joined the group in support of Miss Meares, and in thorough condemnation of Jermaine Defoe and his new tolerance-impaired WAG. Even Charlotte herself has posted on the group, and the terms ‘back stabbin [sic] bitch’ and ‘absolute slosh pot’ are used liberally.

Check it out and show your lack of support for Danielle Lloyd by joining here. And if you can’t see the page, you’re not a Facebook member, which technically means you don’t exist.