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Enjoy today’s links with a nice dose of Brian Clough xenophobia

Thomas Vermaelen says life at Arsenal is “like a circus”
[The Telegraph]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s earrings aren’t doing it for the ladies
[Kickette]

The gay kiss that is rocking Honduran football
[101GG]

Carlos Tevez was set to miss the Manchester derby, and he’s still set to miss the Manchester derby
[Sky Sports]

Very important news regarding Arsenal WAG Radka Kocurova
[Caught Offside]

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[Twitter]

Our Sony Ericsson World Cup 2010 competition is closed. Super lucky Spoiler reader Tom Deane wins a fabulous FIFA-branded Sony Ericsson W995 mobile and the chance to win a ‘Golden Ticket’ for South Africa. Well done, sir!

Yet more semi-clothed madness from the qualifying nations

Yesterday we introduced you to four of the best reasons to stay tuned throughout Euro 2008, and today The Spoiler brings you three more of the finest WAGs the continent has to offer. First up is Anine Bing, partner of Sweden’s Anders Svensson. This Danish lovely was outlawed by Birmingham City Council, as residents of the nation’s second city kept crashing when they became transfixed by a steamy billboard campaign in which she featured. See more pictures of her here, but try not to think of them while driving.

See the supporting ladies of Iker Casillas and Tomas Rosicky after the jump

Tolerates Arsenal star’s looks and off-the-field antics

The modern WAG has to put up so much nonsense. Their partners work weekends, use up all their energy on the pitch and spend all their time at home playing Halo and trash talking Japanese school children. Tomas Rosicky’s missus suffers much more than others - not only must she look at the mysteriously-injured star’s funny face, but had to go through a humiliating ordeal when he ‘partied’ with the Czech Republic team and six hookers. Radka Kocurova, you’re clearly a very forgiving woman.