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Enjoy today’s links with the help of Andy (sorry, Andrew) Cole’s rap debut

Why Manchester Utd may not win at Eastlands on Sunday
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Ahead of the Manchester derby, Alex Ferguson trash talks City
[Football365]

Lewis Hamilton receives an award from WAG Sylvie van der Vaart
[Grid Crasher]

Iker Casillas is playing a tennis match against Rafa Nadal - that hardly seems fair
[Kickette]

Will Wenger stop growing his own talent and buy a big name Barcelona star?
[Caught Offside]

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What’s this? A Spanish WAG who keeps her clothes on?

Rafa Nadal first made an impact on the international tennis scene at the age of fourteen, when he thoroughly embarrassed Pat Cash in an exhibition game. Since then, he has been steadily collecting Grand Slam titles, yet his epic victory at Wimbledon last week was the first witnessed by his girlfriend María Francesca “Xisca” Perelló. If she decides to trade her dignity for fame, expect her walk the heavily-publicised road also trodden by fellow Spaniard Nereida Gallardo.

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Enjoy a cup of freedom bag water as you take in this display of American patriotism

The five contenders for the F1 Drivers Championship
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Rafa Nadal’s WAG Xisca Perello is real purdy
[Machochip]

New Zealand rugby fans were recently treated to something rather more pornographic
[WithLeather]

Thirteen ways to spray victory champagne - my favourite is the ‘Pearl Necklace’
[Grid Crasher]

Fernando Torres is in Miami, but his pasty skin thinks it’s in Liverpool
[Kickette]