Brazilian was intimidated by Raúl’s constant ‘morning glory’

Let’s hope the fourth official made Raúl tape that up before he came on.

Also, Bernd Schuster should make a concerted effort to avoid unintentional Nazi saluting in the future.

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He’ll be buying a stupid monkey next

Back in the glorious 1980s, rumours abound that a pre-melty-face Michael Jackson slept in an oxygen chamber - with his monkey. No one knows the real truth, and his monkey won’t spill the beans.

But one thing is known - that Raul of Real Madrid sleeps in a freaky room that only Jacko would really approve of.

The whisper on the street is that the Real Madrid skipper spends his nights in a specially